Punny Jokes

I fancy myself a bit of a comedian, and a punster. I'll start with some jokes made from puns, and feel free to add more as you feel fit.

I wanted to tell a pretzel joke, but it was too twisted.

Hear about the vampire tomato? She left the other tomatoes for pulp.

The tofu joke is well... tasteless.

Add some more punny jokes. I know there must be a plethora of them...

If Sonny were a lawyer, would he have worked pro-Bono?

Is it better to meet a girl in a park, or park your meat in a girl?

Two pretzels are walking down an alleyway. One is assaulted.

Sorry, there was no way to butter that last one up. It may be a bit hard to chew.