joining british army

any serving members here? any advice?

avoid bullets like the plague.

>>2
r u takin the piss m8?

>>3
www.usingenglish.com
www.englishuk.com/en

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>>4
we invented the language tossa!

>>4
www.usingbritish.com

>>6
INVENT MY ANUS

>>6
we perfected the language dude! **==

>>7
Sorry, we can't find "www.usingbritish.com". We suggest that you check the spelling of the web address or search above.

Also, are you blind? I posted www.englishuk.com/en as well.

british people are a laugh.

When I was young I used to be as fine a man as ever you'd see
the Prince of Wales he said to me "come and join the British army"
Too ra loo ra loo ra loo they're looking for monkeys up in the zoo
I swear If I had a face like you I'd join the British army

When I was young I had a twist of punching babies with me fist
And I thought I would enlist and join the british army
Too ra loo ra loo ra loo they're looking for monkeys up in the zoo
If I had a face like you I'd join the British army

Sarah Camdon baked a cake it was all for poor old Slattery's sake
I threw meself into the lake pretending I was balmy
Too ra loo ra loo ra loo they're looking for monkeys up in the zoo
If I had a face like you I'd join the British army

Corporal Duff's got such a drought just give him a couple of jars of stout
He'll kill the enemy with his mouth and save the British Army
Too ra loo ra loo ra loo me curse is on the Labour crew
They took your darling boy from you to join the British army

Captain Heeley went away and his wife got in the family way
And all the words that she would say was "Blame the British Army"
Too ra loo ra loo ra loo I've made me mind up what to do
I'll work my ticket home to you and leave the British army

When I was young I used to be as fine a man as ever you'd see
The Prince of Wales he said to me "Come and join the British army."
Too ra loo ra loo ra loo I've made me mind up what to do
I'll work my ticket home to you and hug the British army

^^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMm3eUoA1No
lol

>>13
^* >>12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMm3eUoA1No
lol

>>10
Sorry, we can't find "www.usingbritish.com". We suggest that you check the spelling of the web address or search above.

Get a better browser than furfag fox

>>15
hes too scared to go to your link cuz u might be a 4chan hacker hes trying to google it

>>15-16
Actually I'm using Opera, that's a page my ISP spews out when there's a domain that doesn't exist.

>>15
Better browser than Firefox
No such thing.

>>18
chrome

firefox = slow

>>19
chrome
Enjoy your Google botnet.

>>20
enjoy your 900,000 k memory usage.

>>21
But I don't use Firefox as my primary browser. But it also won't get its anus haxed! Unlike you Google Chrome.

>>22
open source = easier to make hax for firefox.

>>23
closed source = easier to have government backdoors.

Jackson 5 squared GET

>>25
Fuck off, spammer.

I'd just like to interject that Junjun is very cute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1fOhJC6o-U

>>Go on home British Soldiers Go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we will fight you for 800 more

If you stay British Soldiers If you stay
You'll never ever beat the IRA
For the 14 men in Derry
Are the last that you will bury
So take a tip And leave us bloody be

So Go on home British Soldiers Go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we will fight you for 800 more

We're not British, we're not Saxon we're not English
We're Irish and proud we are to be
So fuck your Union Jack We want our country back
We want to see old Ireland free once more

So Go on home British Soldiers Go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we will fight you for 800 more

We'll fight them British Soldiers for the cause
We'll never bow to Soldiers because
Troughout our history We were born to be free
So get out British bastards leave us be

So Go on home British Soldiers Go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we will fight you for 800 more

Go on home British Soldiers Go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we will fight you for 800 more
Yes, we will fight you for 800 more!

>>28
Calm down, jeepers.

>>29
WHY DONT U SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH BEFORE I GIVE U A FLYING KICK TO THE HEAD U FUCKING TWAT! POG MO THOIN!

>>30
Listen here, jerkface. What is your deal? Calm down, and shape up, or ship out mister. There's no need for this kind of belligerence around here.

>>28
This one is better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGZQRZ7ZZFw

>>32
no this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htV8pffqhbE