I really need some advice guys

I am supposed to graduate tomorrow, or at least everyone thinks that. However at the beginning of the semester I was kicked off the school of liberal arts entirely for bad grades (I was just 10 hours away from graduation). I told everyone I was still going to school and everyone believed it. My family is here, my wife is here, fucking everyone is here and I dont know how to tell them what is going on and the fact that I am not going to graduate. wtf do i do.

You tell them

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run away and become a millionaire.

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Tell them you have a lawsuit pending against the college/university/faculty that you can't talk about, that will take some years to come to fruition.

That'll buy you some time to dig an ever deeper hole for yourself.

Jackson 7 got