Name: Anonymous 2010-05-10 19:56
It's that clean. I'm serious!
Dab a few globs of mint chocolate chip up and down my ass crack right now and, if I was flexible enough, I'd gladly scarf it down.
It still amazes me to this day how clean my ass is after taking a monster shit, and it can all be attributed to Wet Ones®. I just can't imagine ever not using wipes after taking a shit now. Just the thought of it disgusts me to no end. I'm stunned that millions upon millions of people still haven't discovered this simple yet necessary task.
That guy next to you? 90% chance he's got a shit-stained ass. That hot female across the room? Shit-stained ass. Although I guess it's true that (hot) females are more likely to shower immediately after a bowel movement. Anyway, the point is that millions (billions?) of people out there are walking around with feces smeared on their body. Think about that for a minute.
To the doubters, or anyone who claims "my shits are clean, I don't have messy shits"...I ask but one query: If you got shit on your hand after a wipe, would you just wash it with water alone? Of course not, you'd use soap along with it. That's exactly why you need to use wipes.
Dab a few globs of mint chocolate chip up and down my ass crack right now and, if I was flexible enough, I'd gladly scarf it down.
It still amazes me to this day how clean my ass is after taking a monster shit, and it can all be attributed to Wet Ones®. I just can't imagine ever not using wipes after taking a shit now. Just the thought of it disgusts me to no end. I'm stunned that millions upon millions of people still haven't discovered this simple yet necessary task.
That guy next to you? 90% chance he's got a shit-stained ass. That hot female across the room? Shit-stained ass. Although I guess it's true that (hot) females are more likely to shower immediately after a bowel movement. Anyway, the point is that millions (billions?) of people out there are walking around with feces smeared on their body. Think about that for a minute.
To the doubters, or anyone who claims "my shits are clean, I don't have messy shits"...I ask but one query: If you got shit on your hand after a wipe, would you just wash it with water alone? Of course not, you'd use soap along with it. That's exactly why you need to use wipes.