Name: Anonymous 2010-05-07 5:16
It was about waist-high, and I thought, wouldn't it be funny if I pressed my ass to it and shit in there. Someone on the other side might be in for a shock! Unfortunately some devilish imp on the other side had pushed some sort of oblong object through before I could begin to excrete. Well that was not what I wanted. I was relieved when the object was retracted, only to be promptly inserted within again! What foolish exercise! Did the knave not care that brown matter had fouled his projection? Very odd, some people.