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Police accuse woman of having sex with horse

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 11:58

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 12:30

I like how they made sure to give her name and location.
Because of Kerner's alleged sexual activities with other men and animals, the informant, who had dated the woman, and his Jack Russell terrier both contracted sexually transmitted diseases, court documents state.
She cheated on him with his dog? Now that's just bizarre! This is Springer material.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 0:29

springer spaniel?

Great, now teachers will be forced to tell kids to wear condoms when fucking their pets so that they don't get herpes from their pets.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 1:07

Typical white people.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 3:19

Strangely, I'm quite turned on..

I wonder what she looks like.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 4:15

Heh heh - gits pretty lonely round here...
Nothin' 'cept me and my gators...
I'm goin' to git me some o' that city hot horse... yeah, huh huh some...

Yeah huh huh good fishin' round here... 'n' i'm just an anchovy chaser
Frisky young colt with a passion for pleasure seeks foamy filly with a
Sense of danger
I mo go git me some of that hot horse

Stick that apple pie into de oven... i need somethin' to chew on
An' don't talk with yo' mouth full... ah'm goin' go git me some o' that hot horse
Stick that gudgeon into de dungeon
Stick that cheesecake into ma freezer
Gimme a dollom o' that trollope, baby
Ah'm goin' go git me some o' your hot horse

Killin' shrimp with a crowbar in a barbed wire canoe
Frisky young colt seeks distempered tuna
I mo go git me some o' that hot horse

Yeah some hot horse... mmm, i like it... goddamn good lookin bitch...
D'ya come here often?... you're a foamy filly... grow up fast in the city...
Good fishin' round here

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 4:27

I read accuse as anuse. I need sleep.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 4:58

Dearest horse,
Let us meet at high noon
And by half-past one,
Shall we be well scroon.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 5:06

>>8
wwwwwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 6:36

Jackson 10 GET

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 7:37

Imagine how inadequate it must feel to have your partner be satisfied by a dog

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 11:21

>>11
your dog at that.

"[...] the informant, who had dated the woman, and his Jack Russell terrier both contracted sexually transmitted diseases, court documents state."

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 11:55

I'm sorry, I am unable to form an opinion on my own. I'd like to know what it RedCream Gaybutt's stance on this subject before I can jump on the bandwagon to Faggotshire.

Name: RedCream 2010-05-02 12:05

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