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/b/tards plan on forming nation

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 16:03

/b/tards plan on forming a nation and claiming sovereignty
create thread pointing out there idiocy
meh. i'm not acknowledging this and imma carry on regardless.
thread locked, banned
Wow, is it just me or has /b/ sunk to a new level of idiocy with this project.

http://www.anononia.co.cc/viewtopic.php?f=54&t=244

Name: Suigin !fKazami5bE 2010-04-29 16:05

hahahaha how retarded

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 16:48

Ha, so it has begun.
I had predicted this just after I found /b/.

If the rest of my prediction is correct, this will result in the end of the world as we know it.
This is going to be quite interesting.

>>1
It's just you.

Name: sage 2010-04-29 16:56

anon is legion op is a newfag traitor GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 18:13

Oh hai mittens, it is me, the person who banned you for a day for acting like a fucking retard.

If you don't like this project, then just do not join. Maybe it fails, hopefully it won´t, but if it does, then it's tough innit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 18:23

>>5
Maybe it fails
There is no possible way this could succeed. You morons are putting yourselves in serious danger when I read threads like this http://www.anononia.co.cc/viewtopic.php?f=57&t=90 . Do you seriously plan on killing people when inevitably somebody comes looking for there taxes? You are putting yourselves and other peoples lives at risk here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 18:28

>>6
If you can't tell the difference of some people talking shit about buying ak-47's and fighting invisible enemies to people there are actually serious then your intelligence would not be able to cope with this project in the first place.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 18:30

>>7
Seriously then what do you plan on doing when the Brazilian government comes to arrest your dumb asses? What you plan on doing is illegal you do relise.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 18:33

>>8
What is illegal ?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 18:38

>>9
You have no legal right to claim sovereignty. If you are planing on just living on this island under Brazilian law then that is one thing, but if you are really planing on claiming sovereignty and becoming your own nation and you think there will be no opposition then you are highly disillusioned and getting a lot of young children in over there heads with you. There are people as young as 14 on your forum you do relies right.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 18:39

>>10
* realize

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 18:41

>>10
We do not go in to claim sovereignty. Learn to read. You really think we are just going to settle down on a piece of soil without even having talked to a government official ? U mad ?

BTW, these people who signed up and are still 14, know what they are in for and by the time this plan, and like I said earlier, let's hope it does, will get into action, they will not be 14 anymore, but will have already reached maturity.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 18:47

>>12
Ok, so you do not plan to form your own nation? This is just going to be a sort of commune on an island? Ok this is ok and makes perfect sense, hell it even sounds like something I might be interested in. Don't pretend that you are going to be forming a sustainable nation then, because that idea is pure crazy and you know it is. I hope you know you will also have to become Brazilian citizens to permanently live in Brazil.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 18:56

>>13
We still have to research, but it is possible to become a nation. It is however very hard to get recognized internationally, that is the biggest problem.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 19:16

>>14
but it is possible to become a nation
No, no it's not. As long as you think this is possible you will fail. There is a 0% chance of this happening. Do you seriously think you are the first to try this? There is nowhere on earth were you can do this, except possibly in international waters (and this would make things impossible in a whole new way).

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 19:21

>>15
We shall see.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 19:23

>>16
We shall then.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 20:01

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micronation#New-country_projects
The rest of the article is also relevant. Note the bit where it says
(few of which are ever realised)
Just about every established internet community has had this idea at some point. /b/ being the excitable hive mind that it is, you may actually pull it off, though I really, really doubt you will.

Now if I were you, assuming you're not actually one of the aforementioned 14-year-olds, I'd assemble a small, dedicated, mature and capable people. Together, create a realistic concept for your ``nation'' that will be attractive to the press, whichever real nation you're doing it in and, of course, tourists. You're not in a position to piss people off.

I know it's cool to have a pirate island that gives a big ``fuck you'' to whichever government legally owns it, but you need to compromise if you actually want your effort to pay off.

So basically what you're doing is getting some property you can work with in a country that wont hire assassins and bulldoze your shit as soon as it finds out. There you'll be making a pretty place (like a really cool back yard with water fountains and shit, or just hijack part of a forest), then contact your government and tell it you've created a tourist attraction, and say the sovereignty would be a gimmick. If they go along with it, tourists will of course need to come to that nation to visit yours, so if your government is particularly gay for this shit (Netherlands, for example), and everyone lives happily ever after.

The order in which you pull off all that shit is up to you. You could instead ask your government for the right to build your pretty garden (or town, if you happen to have rich parents) first, and either suggest the micronation tourism shit to them once it's finished or you could be a dick and declare it sovereign yourself, though I doubt they'd recognise it as such. Or just pull an Israel and build without permission and then notify the press.

I really do recommend you do this in a forest. It's safe, secluded, easy to work with and the government is not likely to give a shit. If you can spare the money (which you really should), hire some professional landscapers and gardeners and shit. A pretty garden is the best bang for your buck.

Just my 356 cents.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 22:09

I think it would be much, much more feasible for them to maybe create one or more small communes that they can live together. For them to make a nation will ultimately fail (that's even if the idea can come to fruition in the first place). Maybe at best a micronation, but even then, it will probably fail.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 23:56

The constitution better explicitly give freedom to masturbate without interference in there, or no thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 2:12

>>20
The Twenty Eighth Amendment:

The right of the people's liberty to pleasure oneself sexually, shall not be infringed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 2:26

Christopher Poole will become our Thomas Jefferson!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 3:19

dyes

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 3:26

>>21

what about TPOBCI?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 3:29

>>24
Well, sure, PoBCI is included in the pleasure oneself clause. Even though you're using the help of another, one still receives pleasure none the less.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 3:35

seriously i hope shit hits the fan with this one, im curious what would happen, but from my experience most people are just bigmouths that cant get shit done.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 4:18

Wait.


That whole forum is dedicated to that glorious project that clearly cannot go wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 4:24

What the fuck is wrong with people.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 7:54

>>18
Appreciated man. That's sort of what's the plan.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 11:41


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