2012

Everyone is spreading this shit about how we're all going to die in 2012 because some mayan calendar ends on 2012.

They go on and on about how mayans were great fortune tellers or something of that nature, and how they accurately predicted events that happened in the future.

Question: why couldn't their calendar save themselves from being conquered by the spaniards? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

and cocks.

2012! What a film!

>>1
What an original thought. I think you're the first person to ever say this. Yup, never heard that one before.

Uh oh, guys, 247 days until OUR calendar ends!

>>3
Eat a dick pie, fart face.

>>1
Because that doesn't make any fucking sense.  If you know you're going to have a heart attack next year, will that stop it from happening?  Not unless you kill yourself first.

>>1
The thing that people don't seem to understand about the whole 2012 thing is that the Mayan calendar literally ends then.
Like that's the last year.

They just ended it there because you gotta end it sometime.
It doesn't mean anything.

>>3
What an original ironic statement. I think you're the first person to ever say this. Yup, never heard that one before.

>>5
I mean if you like dick pies whatever, but I'll pass queer.

>>8
I think someone needs to look up the definition of IRONY! Dunces likes you always get it wrong.

>>9
    * 1. (5) sarcasm, irony, satire, caustic remark -- (witty language used to convey insults or scorn; ``he used sarcasm to upset his opponent"; "irony is wasted on the stupid"; "Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own'' --Jonathan Swift)
    * 2. (3) irony -- (incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs; ``the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated'' )
    * 3. irony -- (a trope that involves incongruity between what is expected and what occurs)

Apparently, it has more than one meaning.

>>10
Cool, but you're still wrong.

>>11
I don't think so, Tim!