The word hipster is artarded

Apparently wearing nice clothes and having bangs makes you a hipster.

It has to do with listening to the shittiest music that ever existed and wearing extremely thick glasses with bold frames.

Wearing nice clothes and having bangs and being a pimp makes you me.

It's about buying into corporate lifestyle branding.

I where nice clothes, have bangs and attend experimental poetry jams at underground venues. Does this make me hip?

>>4
hip to be square

>>3
You don't have a good word to say about ANYTHING or ANYONE. Instead of coming up with withering put downs, directed at anybody on this forum who knows what's hip, WHY don't YOU write something that could be used. I can see it now. Your philosophy of life; EVERYTHING is useless. Might as well give up, go belly up and DIE.

I suggest you get some new material. 'Coz you're boring the fucking tits off me.

>>6
You seem agitated.

What if you are a closet hipster, or secret hipster, where you dress ordinarily and don't talk about music, but dig lots of tunes?

His mom got raped last night so he's mad

>>4
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