Why are there no Chinese terrorists?

I'm sure there are some who hate Taiwan with a passion...

Hmm.. good question.

because China is stupid

they would fall out of planes and be like wong chong ching chong I think I broke my ding dong.

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Now you listen here, jerkface.

Yes this is a good question because the chinks can be quite crazy and there are so many of them that there can be literally millions of suicide bombers exploding themselves with no real impact on the chink population.