My little sister is watching on TV, my stupid sister hate me. I was born in 1992, I am a blogger and illustrator, other classmate of mine, from my high school, I have parents - my mother work in Canada, my papa work in Qatar. Tomorrow is Sunday, I go to shopping mall. My computer is cool, I love manga and anime, I am a Otaku.
Living the life.
"Now that you are a webcomic guy you are completely free to express your opinions on race, religion and other delicate political views as famous people are always right.
This also includes public interactions that are now completely under your control as everyone dares to be bold, but only you are brave enough to leap out of your car in traffic and bang angrily on the back window of someone who cut you off!
Claim to have the best and latest of everything in the game world, even when it's impossible to buy. And when you do buy something, post many pictures on your blog so you fans get to know what a cool guy you are.
You are also now within the world of webcomic stardom!
A convention must cater for you! as you paid to travel two hours by plane all the volunteers must scamper around trying to find a TV so you can play your Xbox. Make sure to demand a bigger one.
Make sure you have enough fans lining up to cause floor traffic issues so you're not interrupted by signings whilst playing your xbox.
Chill out with other famous webcomic artists who all secretly admire your ability to drunk inhuman quantities and break hotel room fittings, they're too much in awe to say anything.
Everyone's funnier when drunk so make sure to keep up the BA level when you attend panels.
bragging rights.
Your partner is now "MY GIRLFRIEND" (caps essential) she is your greatest treasure.
How bold and daring a knight you were to catch her on the rebound and then made sure she was safe by picking her up from school and spending time with her after class. Love conquer all ages.
And how handy that she is also the sister of a convention staffer, enabling you a free booth no matter what.
She will reward you by making cheap necklaces from keyboard parts and cooking carrot cakes for your birthday."
Shameless self promotion.
"Just in case someone doesn't understand you make a webcomic shove a reminder in their face!
Brand every device you own with it's logo, from your desktop background to your car radio!, sign into every game with [TIMcad] and make sure you are not left unnoticed when you think it's so funny to drive people off cliffs or extorting your fanbase by making them buy a server then not bothering to spend their donations for it's upkeep."