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The kinds of rocks that there are.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-29 23:44

There are three kinds of rocks that there are:  they are:  sedentary, indigenous, and metaphoric.

The sedentary rocks don't get around much.  They are like couch potatoes, but made of rock.

The indigenous rocks were made there, where you found it.  It's their home, there.

The metaphoric rocks are like nature's shapeshifters.  They are like a code for other rocks that used to be sedentary or indigenous or even another metaphoric!  A fossil used to be a clam.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-30 1:23

>>1
This thread sucks dude just leave it alone :/

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-30 1:24

>>2
Listen here, jerkface. If you don't like the thread, then ignore it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-30 2:32

>>3
Sorry kinda was angry and took it out on a fellow /lounge/r. I promise it'll never happen again.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-30 2:36

>>4
Jeepers mister! Don't be such a pussy. Stand up for yourself, bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-30 2:48

>>5
Hey jerkface, there's no need for that kind of talk around here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-30 3:24

There's also the type you put in your mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-30 3:32

Hi everyone.  Continuing about rocks and kinds of rock that are there, have you ever seen those rock things in the caves?  Some hang down from the ceiling and are called scrotomites.  Some poke up out of the floor and those are called sodomites.  Sometimes they can connect the floor to the ceiling, and then you call them colons.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-30 9:57

>>5-6
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-30 11:31

>>9
Get out SPAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-30 14:12

Did you know that rocks can be like water when they are really really hot?  You can get flowy rocks out of a volcano.  When it is still inside the ground, you call it smegma.  When it comes out the hole, you call it larva.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-30 14:15

Wow, Geometry is fun!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-30 14:28

Hemorrhite is what you call the space rocks from space when they are on the Earth.  When they are still in space, you call them hemorrhoids.  When they are falling to Earth in a bloody fireball, they are hemorrheors.  If you find one, take care about touching it because it might be still swollen and red and can hurt like a whore.  You can buy special pads.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-30 15:03

>>9
Those posts are in no way /b/-esque. You are quite mistaken. Plus, we've gone over this already.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-30 15:17

>>14
The stop giving him the attention he craves god damnit!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-30 18:03

Sedimentary, igneous and metamorphic rocks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-30 18:04

woops, you already said that didn't you. :P

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