Dentist

I hate dentists. Did you know they have the highest suicide rates among professionals? I mean seriously, dentists are depressing. And yes, I do get depressed after going to the dentist. It's like they raped my mouth and I paid for it

Hey bro. I like the dentist, makes you feel fresh and clean. later bro.

I don't go to dentists, they can fuck themselves. If my teeth start to fall out I will just rip them out with a pair of pliers. The man ain't getting none of my money.

As long as they let me use the little vacuum thing, I'm fine with the dentist

>>4
Why? What do you do stick it up your anus or something?

>>5
It's like getting a massage on the inside of your mouth

>>6
The truth is they use it to drain away the arterial bleeding caused by their destructive ``inspection.''

They laugh at you behind your back and feed on the harvested gum scrapes!

>>3

Don't forget to pay your taxes on extracted teeth..  even if you did it for free!