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crazy shit that Jesus said

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-24 1:22

He said that we should fuck our enemies.  Not figuratively, either.  Actually use our penises.

He called a fig tree a "jew tree" because it wouldn't give him any figs.

He said that if someone smacks your cheek, you should let him smack your other three cheecks, and nut sack.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-24 18:06

>>4
You're a paraphrase.

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