queers to the left of me, fags to the right

Stuck in the middle with you

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off the chair,
and I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs,

Queers to the left of me,
Fags to the right,
Here I am stuck in the middle with
Yes I'm stuck in the middle of you.

And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do,
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losin' control, yeah I'm cummin' all over the place.

Well You started off with nothin'
and your proud that you're a self-made man
and your family all come callin'
slap you on the ass and say
plea.ea.ea.ease, plea.ea.ea.ease,

Tryin' to make some since of it all,
But I can see it makes no sense at all,
is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
I don't think that I can take anymore.

Plea.ea.ea.ease, plea.ea.ea.ease

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
and I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
Yes I'm stuck in the middle in you,
Yes I spunked in the middle on you