I have a terrible habit of shiting in places I am not supposed to. It all started out when I was around 14 and realized that the only places I had ever shited were on a toilet and in diapers when I was a baby. I was like wow that's strange, why don't I shit in more places (you know just to experience it). Later that day I took a shit in the woods behind my house. I felt so free from the restraints of society. From that day on whenever I knew I could get away with shiting outside a toilet I went for it. At school a couple of times I shit in the urinals/sinks (I do this in a lot of places still to this day). Sometimes I drive to the next city over at night and shit on random peoples yards when it looks like there in bed (one time I even shit on someones yard in the middle of the day!). I know you will probably judge me for this but maybe try taking a shit were your not supposed to before judging me, it makes you feel so free.
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Anonymous2010-03-21 12:55
I mean every shit I take feels like I am sticking it to the man. You can't tell me were to shit, you know?
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Anonymous2010-03-21 12:59
I've done that, but only once. I was over at a friend's apartment and he wouldn't come out of the bathroom and it was like midnight and I had to shit bad, so I said "fuck it", took a roll of toilet paper, and went in some bushes beside the building in an obscure dark corner.
Felt pretty good actually. I told him this when he finally came out, congratulated and gave me a high five.
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Anonymous2010-03-21 14:04
If you are a bear, however, you are expected to shit in the woods.
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Anonymous2010-03-21 17:50
>>4
Weird, that. I came home from work the other day and found bear shit in my bed and all the porridge oats on the carpet spelling out "STICK IT TO THE MAN!"
>>14
dude cut it out fucking tard admit your role isn't from /b/ it's /lounge/ the fuck is your problem...quit trolling god you're a dumbfuck...rot in hell