Beckham? Damn near killed 'im.

The famous ball kicker Beckham has reportedly wrecked his ankle.  It might have been worse -- he could have ankled his rectum.

>>1
Who?

>>2
Beckham.

>>3
Who?

>>2
A famous ball kicker

>>5
Ball kicker?

>>6
That is correct.

Messi > beckham

>>7
What's a ball kicker!

>>9
There is a game where you kick a ball.  You can become famous for kicking it really well.  Are you good at kicking?  Maybe you could be a ball kicker for a living.

There's a game that involves using feet to propel the ball, preferably into the other team's goal. It is aptly named "soccer".

Soccer? I 'ardly knew 'er!

Only inbred hicks call it "soccer"

>>11
oh, soccer, why didn't you just say so.

>>13
wrong

>>14
I like the way you think. But in order to achieve ultimate mastery in supporting illogical names without providing any arguments, try to terminate your posts in "gtfo" or "kill yourself", like this:

>>13
wrong. kill yourself faggot

>>13
Yes! You are correct!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifa

The Fédération Internationale de Football Association (International Federation of Association Football), commonly known by its acronym, FIFA (usual English pronunciation: /ˈfiːfə/), is the international governing body of association football. Its headquarters are located in Zürich, Switzerland, and its current president is Sepp Blatter. FIFA is responsible for the organization and governance of football's major international tournaments, most notably the FIFA World Cup, held since 1930.

>>16
Its headquarters are located in Zürich, Switzerland
Zürich
Sounds jewish... Don't tell me the jewfilth even control football's major international tournaments. Is nothing safe?!

>>17
Hold it there Kodak!

>>17
Zürich is full of jews, trust me.

oh hey guess what everywhere I look I see the name soccer, so maybe get over your undeserved superiority complex and realize that "football" is also called "soccer".