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How do you beet an earthquake?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-18 23:41

Any ideas?

I'm getting scared..

First, there was China.. then Italy.. then Haiti.. then Chile.. then Japan.

Any ideas how to beet the upcoming California earthquake?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-18 23:42

Get the hell outta dodge. That's all I can tell ya.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-19 0:09

Move to a houseboat.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-19 5:58

Offer it a rutabega

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-19 9:58

Cum inside the tectonic plates for that lubricating freshness!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 17:27

Nah you have to jump. It only affects the floor.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 17:42

HOVER. HOVER AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. BECAUSE IT DOES.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-21 19:31

Needs more milk, and eggs, and flour. Yeah, just dilute it with the other ingredients.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-21 19:53

Stop living in what is essentially a wood and drywall deathtrap; earthquakes didn't do shit back when we didn't live inside because moving slightly back and forth isn't dangerous.

Or do what >>7 said, same basic concept.

How do you beet an earthquake?

1 Name: Anonymous 2010-03-18 23:41

2 Name: Anonymous 2010-03-18 23:42

3 Name: Anonymous 2010-03-19 0:09

4 Name: Anonymous 2010-03-19 5:58

5 Name: Anonymous 2010-03-19 9:58

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 17:27

7 Name: Anonymous 2010-03-20 17:42

8 Name: Anonymous 2010-03-21 19:31

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-03-21 19:53