Found a girl

true story /lounge/

i was having a walk with my dad when all of sudden we saw this girl lying on the ground with her hand on her bag and the cellphone next to it. the only thing i could think of in this moment was to steal her cellphone.
and now to the unintersting part, we helped her up and drove her. home turned out to be the sister of a OCD dude i was in school with.

am i sick /loung/? do i need to see a psychatrist?
help me, what should i do?
how sick must a guy be that only thinks of stealing a cellphone when girl lies on the ground?

>>1
forgot to say he is a rich OCD dude and his sister has epelepsy.

Perfectly human.

what do you think would have happened if you just toook a real big poop on her

ki

>>2
I thought she was just being lazy

cuz that's what I do sometimes.  Taking a walk, then suddenly the mood hits me, fuck it I'm lying down.

>>6
thats very dangerous because is saw a vicious cat trying to eat her. what if one day you will be eaten too?

Maybe it's only human nature. But here's the thing you didn't steal it. You helped her on her way home. So stop worrying.

I could facesit Moses to that story!

>>8
Human nature? Stealing a cellphone and not raping her?
Thats pretty gay dude.

>>10
Raping a girl in front of her father? Go back to Austria.

>>11
Her father was not there, only mine. So would it count as a gangbang is raped her?

>>12
*if we

>>12
I guess, but who cares about semantics it's still rape. What's wrong with you?

>>14
What's wrong with you?

I dunno thats why made this thread.

>>15
I could facesit Moses to that response!