Salty tea

Don't you hate it when you're consuming a nice bowl of chicken soup and shortly after you take a sip of tea, but the salty soup on your lips mixes in?

I don't, because it's nothing to get angry over. In fact I smile at the thought of the soup getting me all the time! Joke's on the soup though because I am usually digesting a considerable amount of it, so I let the remains have their little revenge.

I did pee last night! >>8 is a prophet.

Also, I don't see how anyone would be able to ejaculate in either my tea or my soup for that matter, unless it was in a very indirect manner. And how do you explain only the first sip tasting salty? Is semen lighter than tea?