Salty tea

Don't you hate it when you're consuming a nice bowl of chicken soup and shortly after you take a sip of tea, but the salty soup on your lips mixes in?

I don't, because it's nothing to get angry over. In fact I smile at the thought of the soup getting me all the time! Joke's on the soup though because I am usually digesting a considerable amount of it, so I let the remains have their little revenge.

Consuming soup and tea in the same meal?????

Isn't the caffeine in the tea a diuretic???

With all the water from the soup + tea I foresee a lot of peeing...