OK, so I was going to go into Texas, but I got stopped at the edge. I was asked if I was a fag, because they only let queerboys into Texas now. I said no, and they looked disappointed.
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Anonymous2010-03-02 9:12
I drove through the panhandle, and that was enough for me
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Anonymous2010-03-02 9:25
Dont mess with texas
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Anonymous2010-03-02 12:27
Steers, queers, etc.
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Anonymous2010-03-02 14:15
You can get an arrest record for being drunk IN A BAR
>>5
Really? I figured Texas would be quite a libertarian state, except for certain things.
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Anonymous2010-03-02 18:03
Here's newsgoogle, plenty of articles to choose from. The MADD organization is pushing to make it harder to drink at all, never mind drink while driving.
If a Texan ate a cake made from shit, there's no way he'd be able to tell the difference between that and the cake that his mother made for him when he was young.
How can you tell apart a Tenesseean, a Louisianian, and a Texan?
Hold up a groundhog. The Tennesseean will be drooling, the Louisianian will have a boner, and the Texan will be drooling and have a boner.
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Anonymous2010-03-03 0:31
Wow, I didn't realize that there were so many people so jealous about Texas that they have to talk shit about it to make themselves feel better.
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Nothing personal. Just collecting stuff for my new book, Talkin' Shit About the States (and The Territories, Protectorates, and Other Stupid Dangly Bits)