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let's talk shit about Texas.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 2:52

OK, so I was going to go into Texas, but I got stopped at the edge.  I was asked if I was a fag, because they only let queerboys into Texas now.  I said no, and they looked disappointed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 9:12

I drove through the panhandle, and that was enough for me

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 9:25

Dont mess with texas

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 12:27

Steers, queers, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 14:15

You can get an arrest record for being drunk  IN A BAR

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 14:37

>>5
proof?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 16:30

>>5
Really? I figured Texas would be quite a libertarian state, except for certain things.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 18:03

Here's newsgoogle, plenty of articles to choose from.  The MADD organization is pushing to make it harder to drink at all, never mind drink while driving.

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&safe=off&q=texas%20%22public%20intoxication%22&aql=&oq=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wn

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 18:10

More general google of "arrested for "being drunk in a bar"" has people talking in forums from all over the political range, even Stormfront.

Name: RedCream 2010-03-02 20:31

If a Texan ate a cake made from shit, there's no way he'd be able to tell the difference between that and the cake that his mother made for him when he was young.

Oh yea, I said it, asschunk.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 21:33

>>10
Your farmer is looking for you, Cream!

Name: RedCream 2010-03-02 23:13

>>11
Farmer?  Wat farmer?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 23:29

How can you tell apart a Tenesseean, a Louisianian, and a Texan?
Hold up a groundhog.  The Tennesseean will be drooling, the Louisianian will have a boner, and the Texan will be drooling and have a boner.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 0:31

Wow, I didn't realize that there were so many people so jealous about Texas that they have to talk shit about it to make themselves feel better.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 0:48

most waste? texas.

most poor people? texas.

most malnourished children? texas.

least taxed? texas

most closet fags? texas.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 1:16

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 1:18

>>15
lance armstrong? texas.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 3:16

>>14
Nothing personal.  Just collecting stuff for my new book, Talkin' Shit About the States (and The Territories, Protectorates, and Other Stupid Dangly Bits)

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 8:19

Texas? More like Taxes, amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 13:13

>>19
Er, no.  We don't even have those here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 13:39

>>20
Maybe I should move over there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 14:25

>>21
There is still the problem that Texas is full of Texans.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 15:23

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 15:43

>>23
GAY WRESTLING

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 8:05

>>24

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associated press hot dog != gay wrestling

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 8:19

Would the world benefit if we bombed OP's house?
We wouldn't have to put up with his gay posts, and we could party on his land.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 14:34

>>26
You are very rude, and a pussy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 15:33

>>1
TEXAS IS A SHIT HOLE
WE NEED TO RETURN THAT SHIT PLACE TO MEXICO

Name: Alexandra 2010-03-04 16:06

I've never been to Texas but I've heard that the weather is very, very warm there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 16:07

I've never been to Texas, but I've heard it is very hot and dry there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 16:15

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 16:16

>>31
What does this have to do with Texas?

Name: RedCream 2010-03-04 19:48

The Pleasure of Being Texas Inside

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-05 1:57

I live in Texas!
But I hate it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-05 3:01

Pity the good people of Texas
For there are so very few good people in Texas

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-05 10:41

TEXAS GB2 MEXICO!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-05 11:14

Texas belongs to Aztlán!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztl%C3%A1n

Name: RedCream 2010-03-05 11:14

Texas should be its own nation.

Then we should declare war on it.  After all, it contains OIL.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-05 11:17

>>38
You've been reading too much Chompsky 'cream

Name: RedCream 2010-03-05 11:20

>>39
You've been reading too much recent history, 'cream
PHXT!

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