Who wants to go surfing today?

I hear a Tsunami's coming..

3 vertical feet of pure, aquatic terror storming towards Japan, ready to rip the beaches apart gently and mercilessly wet countless innocent shoes.

The horror!

It fucked up Spongebob today somehow.  The show was kind of "off"; I don't know how to explain it.  They didn't replace the voice with the guy who did Stimpy, did they?

bro.