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The Sin of Being Cummed Inside

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-27 14:47

In 1741, pope Dongcius VIII prohibited the act of being cummed inside, claiming it to be contrary to the teachings of the Book, as evidenced here:

Levictus 4:13
If a man ejaculates within a man, as one ejaculates outside, he has
done what is detestable. He must admit his role; his blood will
be on his own head.


The persecutions continued for half a century after the edict. Approximately three thousand people were executed for being cummed inside. Half that many have been seized and incarcerated for the complementary act of cumming inside.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-27 14:50

how did they know? did they inspect everyone's innards? what were they doing in there, anyways?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-27 14:53

Well, people certainly have been persecuted for being cummed inside, and those who have cummed inside the willing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-27 17:24

suck a dick

Name: RedCream 2010-02-28 1:15

He must admit his role; his blood will be on his own head
He must admit his role; his blood will be on his
He must admit his role; his blood will be
He must admit his role

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 4:56

>>7
We can see that, pumblenuts.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 4:58

Enjoy your AIDS  OP

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 5:19

>>9
Listen here, jerkface. I can't see why someone would get AIDS from this.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 5:51

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 5:56

>>11
Stop spamming your board here, thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-28 7:17

PoBCI lives!

Name: DONGCIUS THE GREAT 2010-03-09 6:40

DONGCIUS THE GREAT

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 12:07

>>12
Agreed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-09 14:49

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-10 1:51

>>16
"If the entire Israelite community sins by violating one of the LORD's commands, but the people don't realize it, they are still guilty."
Is that an acronym?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-05 15:37

nice thread op
u will find many more like this at zoklet

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 8:07

BOOMPSY

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 9:41

DONT H8
EJACUL8

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 10:27

Such a guilty pleasure!

Name: RedCream 2011-11-23 10:59

We must admit our roles as ejaculators.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 13:32

kamehamehaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 15:09

The alterboy molestation of being cummed inside.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 19:11

>>22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found

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