Name: Anonymous 2010-02-25 23:40
You get into a car and strap yourself in. An animitronic frog person is in the seat next to you, and a series of lights indicate a countdown. Suddenly you are in complete darkness, then you explode forward pulling maybe 3 or 4 Gs with red and blue stobes aimed at your head. You are rushed through some kind of pondside landscape, leaves smack your face, and brown water soaks you intermittantly. Then you feel a bump on your ass, and you are on a dusty road. Your wet face gets muddier as the dust sticks. Then the wind seems to pick up ridiculously, and then your on some god damn train tracks, and your seat rumbles like a motherfucker. A train gets ever closer towards you, and someone another one also behind you. Luckily the ride lurches you sideways, and you are racing through some town. Sirens and shit wail, and the car bumps onto a sidewalk, apparently lauching into air. You are thrust through a fuckin' barber shop, a wall, a saloon, and maybe a whorehouse. Coming out the other end, the car seems to find itself attached to an aeroplane, and finally you land inside a barn, hay flying all over the fuck, and some chicken feathers. Coming out of the barn, you are in a carwash and the ride comes to a close.