i'm stuck in my chair

I spent the whole day working from home, got a fuckton done. In the process I forgot to have some caffiene today.

Now as a result I am stuck in my chair. I have zero will do even feed myself.


what
the
fuck


i cant get assed to do anything, dont even want to make a drink or play a videogame let alone do the dishes.


my lawd.

Perhaps that sack over there is what you need.  Getting all curled up under the covers, nice firm pillows.  Cozy.

>>1,2
as they used to say back in the day, LURK MOAR.

>>1
I fucking hate when people say, "what the fuck" so kindly shut up.

it feels liks a painless depression almost, i feel fine i just have zero will to operate.

im stuck

i'm still here.

omg get up

no caffeine in the house
just made a drink
diet black cherry soda and vodka

let's see if this helps.

halfway through my drink.

sigh. i did a fuckton today, i think i just worked off my inner energies and now that that is spent i have no chemicals to keep me going.


im a lump.


my goal is to get super drunk, order a fatty pizza and pass out right after pushing out a fat turd.


I haven't worked out in close to 3 weeks, i was lifting weights ever day and now... i can feel the lack of oomph in my life.


it's hard to even type

honest injun, just went to dominos.com to order a pizza...


and there is a video that tells the story of their decision to redo their pizzas, make them better.

http://www.pizzaturnaround.com/

at 1:10 in the video my eyes started to well up and I whimpered..




WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???!?!?!?!?

3:49 my eyes welled up again








1/4 of my drink is left


.

>>10
Probably JEWS behind that.

>>5
Sounds like you're... Comfortably Numb, by Pink Floyd.