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Cheer me up motherfuckers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-03 20:51

I, Anonymous, post plenty of funny shit. Recently things have been getting bad. Just post some funny shit, quotes, links, whatever. Help me out man.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-03 20:57

<ichigo_> people PAY to eat balls
<ichigo_> in restaurants

<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-03 21:08

>>2
I love bash.org. I only ever made it into qdb.us though.
http://qdb.us/search?q=withnail

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-03 21:19

>>3
Oh haha. None of those aren't by me, I just found them quite funny.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-03 23:24

Whatif Woody Allen ran a strip club?
It would feature neurotic dancing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-03 23:27

What if they had a strip club for seniors?
It would feature sclerotic dancing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 2:40

would you buy a car called a Queermobile, or a Queersmobile?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 2:49

What do you call a potato that makes things easier?
A facilitater.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 3:02

I got beat up by a girl in middle school.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-04 4:26

>>7
I pick the first one. The second sounds a little queer bro !

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