Return Styles: Pseud0ch, Terminal, Valhalla, NES, Geocities, Blue Moon. Entire thread

http://boards.4chan.org/b/

Name: http://boards.4chan.org/b/ 2010-02-02 9:35

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 5:07

Got an influx of people that have lost their way.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 5:27

Jackson 162 GET

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 5:32

>>162
Fuck off, spammer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 5:35

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 5:49

Jakson 165 GET

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 5:51

>>165
Fuck off, spammer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 5:52

>>166
Fuck off, spammer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 5:52

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 7:13

>>167
Fuck off, real spammer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 9:28

Looks like we've got some lost souls again.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 12:32

Yep, it's that time again. Got some lost souls who have trouble finding their way back.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 14:32

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 2:21

Yep, another influx of lost souls.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 2:23

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 2:58

Yep, it's that time again.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 3:02

The best of Damo and Rachy (Volume 1)

FOR RACHY'S EYES ONLY



Section I: Absolute Hilarity and/or Randomness

[09:13:00 PM] Damo: hey
[09:13:06 PM] Damo: rachy's computer

[07:13:42 PM] Damo: and so i says to mabel i sez. .
[07:14:08 PM] Damo: purple's not a flavour, it's a colour for
              chrissakes
[07:14:13 PM] * --{Rachy}-- is now Offline
[07:14:31 PM] Damo: and so i says to mabel i sez. .
[07:14:31 PM] Damo: purple's not a flavour, it's a colour for
              chrissakes

[03:09:32 PM] .: what was an isolated incedint
[03:09:34 PM] .: u being mean
[03:09:36 PM] .: or me being dumb
[03:09:37 PM] Damo: yeah
[03:09:40 PM] Damo: both
[03:09:42 PM] .: or u snapping at me
[03:09:50 PM] Damo: all of it
[03:09:50 PM] Damo: none of it
[03:09:56 PM] Damo: yes
[03:09:56 PM] Damo: no

[05:54:15 PM] --{Rachy}--: ur so business
[05:54:26 PM] Damo: what makes you say that
[05:54:55 PM] --{Rachy}--: ur like 'i THOUGHTLESSLY TOUCHED on a
              SENSITIVE ISSUE'
[05:54:58 PM] --{Rachy}--: big words man
[05:55:01 PM] --{Rachy}--: u need to chill
[05:55:09 PM] Damo: "big words man"? "chill"? Go back to woodstock

[03:44:08 PM] --{Rachy}--: i bet you make me woohoo with beastly men
[03:44:17 PM] --{Rachy}--: like old codgers
[03:44:19 PM] Would this b: LOL
[03:44:21 PM] Would this b: smurfs
[03:44:21 PM] --{Rachy}--: or women
[03:44:31 PM] Would this b: you don't think much of me do you?

[02:55:12 PM] .: 0===||;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;>
[02:55:14 PM] .: hell yeah
[02:55:19 PM] Damo: nice sword
[02:55:23 PM] .: thanks
[02:55:40 PM] Damo: you typed that awfully fast
[02:55:50 PM] .: its easy
[02:56:07 PM] Damo: 0===ll;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;>
[02:56:16 PM] .: urs is more pointed than mine
[02:56:29 PM] Damo:
              0==ii;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
              ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;>
[02:56:32 PM] Damo: maximum thrust!
[02:56:55 PM] .: thrust
[02:56:56 PM] .: :S
[02:57:04 PM] Damo: lol
[02:57:13 PM] Damo: actualyl a longer sword is more likely to break
[02:57:40 PM] .: hahaha
[02:57:44 PM] .: is this metaphorical
[02:57:47 PM] Damo: maybe

[01:50:29 PM] Damo: wench just means young woman/girl
[01:50:32 PM] {Rachy}: i got damo but im not a damo
[01:50:36 PM] {Rachy}: i got damo but im not a damo
[01:50:40 PM] Damo: song mode again
[01:50:40 PM] {Rachy}: i got damo but im not a damo
[01:50:42 PM] Damo: song mode
[01:50:46 PM] {Rachy}: lol

[05:23:06 PM] --{Rachy}-- Kirk does it for me just sent you a Nudge!
[05:23:07 PM] --{Rachy}-- Kirk does it for me just sent you a Nudge!
[05:23:07 PM] --{Rachy}-- Kirk does it for me just sent you a Nudge!
[05:23:07 PM] --{Rachy}-- Kirk does it for me just sent you a Nudge!
[05:23:07 PM] --{Rachy}-- Kirk does it for me just sent you a Nudge!
[05:23:08 PM] Damo: i'm putting pics of you on my website
[05:23:08 PM] --{Rachy}-- Kirk does it for me just sent you a Nudge!
[05:23:08 PM] --{Rachy}-- Kirk does it for me just sent you a Nudge!
[05:23:08 PM] --{Rachy}-- Kirk does it for me just sent you a Nudge!
[05:23:09 PM] --{Rachy}-- Kirk does it for me just sent you a Nudge!
[05:23:20 PM] Damo: for the whole entire world to see
[05:23:27 PM] Damo: from nepal to israel
[05:23:37 PM] --{Rachy}-- : no
[05:23:43 PM] Damo: shakez
[05:23:55 PM] Damo: nudge me in succession like that again and i just
              might do it

[10:21:26 PM] oh im so SIC: im srue i drew it
[10:21:30 PM] oh im so SIC: how do u get ur so big
[10:21:39 PM] oh im so SIC: argh
[10:21:42 PM] oh im so SIC: my boobs
[10:21:44 PM] oh im so SIC: there HUGE
[10:21:45 PM] oh im so SIC: lol
[10:21:56 PM] oh im so SIC: for the first time in my life
[10:21:56 PM] oh im so SIC: lol
[10:22:05 PM] oh im so SIC: argh
[10:22:44 PM] oh im so SIC: its a penis
[10:22:51 PM] oh im so SIC: LOL
[10:23:00 PM] oh im so SIC: now THATS a penis
[10:23:18 PM] oh im so SIC: urs is like a bloody bazooka

[09:17:29 PM] oh im so SIC: i hate ur winks soetimes
[09:17:31 PM] oh im so SIC: grr
[09:17:48 PM] Damo: lol
[09:17:53 PM] Damo: i didn't invent them
[09:18:28 PM] oh im so SIC: but u use them
[09:18:31 PM] oh im so SIC: no u abuse them
[09:18:37 PM] Damo: is that a crime
[09:18:40 PM] oh im so SIC: Play "Crying"
[09:18:45 PM] oh im so SIC: yes
[09:18:46 PM] oh im so SIC: lol
[09:18:50 PM] oh im so SIC: thats me
[09:18:50 PM] Damo: what law am i breaking
[09:19:04 PM] oh im so SIC: abuse of winking to drastic extent
[09:19:11 PM] Damo: you're so full of shit
[09:19:11 PM] oh im so SIC: by law of ventris, chapter 19
[09:19:14 PM] oh im so SIC: lol

[12:47:50 PM] There will b: i checked the bus schedule, i leave the
              house at 1 pm
[12:47:56 PM] --{Rachy}--: cool
[12:48:00 PM] --{Rachy}--: damo
[12:48:05 PM] --{Rachy}--: ur so business
[12:48:08 PM] There will b: huh
[12:48:14 PM] There will b: do you have an appointment?
[12:49:02 PM] --{Rachy}--: lol
[12:49:03 PM] --{Rachy}--: with u
[12:49:04 PM] --{Rachy}--: yes

[07:28:34 PM] oh im so SIC: did u know
[07:28:53 PM] oh im so SIC: that u can take any adjetive and noun and
              put the word the in the middle and its a metaphor for
              masturbating
[07:28:58 PM] oh im so SIC: spanking the monkey
[07:29:05 PM] oh im so SIC: for example
[07:29:08 PM] Damo: consecrating the pope
[07:29:27 PM] Damo: ratifying the united nations charter
[07:29:28 PM] oh im so SIC: exorsizing the damo
[07:29:31 PM] oh im so SIC: lol
[07:29:38 PM] Damo: signing the declaration of independence
[07:29:41 PM] Damo: plucking the rat hen
[07:29:49 PM] Damo: picking the rachyberry
[07:29:54 PM] oh im so SIC: lol
[07:30:00 PM] oh im so SIC: ur good at them
[07:30:07 PM] oh im so SIC: we should deissgn an email
[07:30:10 PM] oh im so SIC: to find many
[07:30:11 PM] oh im so SIC: of them
[07:30:12 PM] oh im so SIC: lol
[07:30:16 PM] Damo: excellent, then the world will be ours
[07:30:17 PM] oh im so SIC: stroking the walrus
[07:30:20 PM] oh im so SIC: lol
[07:30:28 PM] Damo: snapping the chopsticks
[07:30:47 PM] oh im so SIC: kissing the toad
[07:30:47 PM] Damo: deactivating the landmine
[07:31:01 PM] oh im so SIC: jumping the fence
[07:31:02 PM] Damo: occupying the iraq
[07:31:06 PM] oh im so SIC: lol
[07:31:11 PM] oh im so SIC: pooing the pants
[07:31:15 PM] Damo: parising the hilton
[07:32:23 PM] Damo: i like that one
[07:32:39 PM] oh im so SIC: lol thats a good one
[07:32:56 PM] oh im so SIC: strumming the guitar
[07:33:42 PM] oh im so SIC: NEWSFLASH
[07:33:43 PM] Damo: ejecting the floppy
[07:33:52 PM] oh im so SIC: DAMO IS CURRNETYL STRUMMING THE GUITAR
[07:33:59 PM] Damo: at least my g string hasn't broke :P

[11:38:11 PM] Damo: but there should be one for you, called rockopoly
[11:38:15 PM] Damo: get this. . you manage a band. .
[11:38:16 PM] Damo: lol
[11:40:01 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[11:41:41 PM] --{Rachy}--: lol
[11:42:47 PM] Damo: "your band members grabs onto a microphone while
              standing in a puddle of water - gets electrocuted. go
              back 3 spaces!"
[11:42:55 PM] --{Rachy}--: lol
[11:42:59 PM] --{Rachy}--: u should invent it
[11:43:15 PM] Damo: yeah, it could be my ticket out of this two-bit
              town
[11:43:35 PM] --{Rachy}--: lol
[11:43:42 PM] --{Rachy}--: with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[11:43:50 PM] Damo: OMG it's been ages since you did that

[07:20:45 PM] --{Rachy}--: but im not ur girl :P
[07:21:09 PM] Damo: i know
[07:21:30 PM] Damo: not til i'm 80 that is
[07:21:31 PM] Damo: ahahaha
[07:21:37 PM] --{Rachy}--: lol
[07:21:42 PM] Damo: you pinky swore remember!
[07:21:43 PM] Damo: ahaha
[07:21:45 PM] Damo: pinky
[07:21:50 PM] Damo: pinky swears are binding
[07:21:53 PM] --{Rachy}--: and then ud treat me liek a princess hey
[07:22:11 PM] Damo: well it's not quite you. . rock princess
[07:22:24 PM] Damo: with a crown of chilis
[07:22:55 PM] --{Rachy}--: u said u would ;P
[07:22:59 PM] Damo: i would! no lie
[07:23:11 PM] --{Rachy}--: hahah by calling me an idiot
[07:23:11 PM] --{Rachy}--: ;p
[07:23:16 PM] Damo: when did i do that eh?
[07:23:54 PM] --{Rachy}--: on the bus!
[07:24:07 PM] --{Rachy}--: u said 'id treat u like a princess,u know
              that'
[07:24:15 PM] Damo: then. . ?
[07:24:35 PM] Damo: no, i mean "calling you an idiot"
[07:24:45 PM] Damo: when did i do that?
[07:24:53 PM] --{Rachy}--: can't remember exactly
[07:24:54 PM] Damo: i said when we left jbs that i know you're not
              stupid
[07:24:57 PM] --{Rachy}--: just sounds liek something u may say :P

[04:23:47 PM] --{Rachy}--: god i need a hug
[04:23:49 PM] Damo: again
[04:23:50 PM] Damo: ok
[04:23:51 PM] --{Rachy}--: yes
[04:23:54 PM] Damo: ({)
[04:23:59 PM] --{Rachy}--: but thats not good enough
[04:24:04 PM] Damo: of course not
[04:24:05 PM] Damo: it's virtual
[04:24:15 PM] --{Rachy}--: exaccly
[04:24:47 PM] Damo: is your sister around, maybe you could bum one

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 3:02

But Now That You Mention It...

Girl: I really wish we had stayed. I totally would have waited in the rain and gotten wet for Beyoncé.
Guy: I didn't know you were into chicks.
Girl: Wet from the rain, you jackass.

--Times Square

Guy: Is it just me, or does being sick make you really horny?
Girl: I'm pretty sure it's just you.
Guy: Oh. Well that may be because I'm just really horny all the time.
Girl: Then get away from me and watch some pornos.
Guy: I don't think that's the remedy I had in mind.
Random guy: There's no shame in masturbating, my brotha. It's totally natural. Hell, I do it all the time. I just did it five minutes ago in the Starbucks bathroom.
Girl: Run!

Drunk college kid: I had to read Grapes of Wrath. Which, by the way, has no grapes! Pissed me off!

Halter-Top #1, screaming into cell: We're on 10th and One. One. One!
Halter-Top #2: Just tell him we're at 10th and one!
Halter-Top #1: One! [Pause] Oh, First? Is that what it's called?

Blonde model: I can't believe she wants President Bush at her wedding!
Brunette model: I know. What if he says "nuc-u-lar" or something!?
Blonde model: Why would he say "nuc-u-lar" at a wedding?
Brunette model: Helloooo? Because he's the President!
Blonde model: True...

Dumb blonde #1: Yeah, so, like, Photoshop is better for, like, for photos, and Illustrator is better for, like, illustrations, and InDesign is better for, like, designing stuff.
Dumb blonde #2: Wow, I could never be a graphics person; that's so much software.
Dumb brunette: I could! I use Paint all the time!

Tourist: Are you a lifeguard?
Lifeguard: No, I just bring this 12-foot wooden lifeguard stand with me wherever I go.

Anorexic JAP #1: You look really good in that new swimsuit.
Anorexic JAP #2: I wish I could say the same to you, but you look a little pugdy around the hips.
Anorexic JAP #1: Why don't you just do what I did? Lie.

Underage girl: Oh, my God. Look at that guy. He's so fucking hot.
Bartender, sarcastically: Oooh, nice. Maybe if you show him your boobs, he'll buy you a drink?
Underage girl: You think so?
Mom: No way. You're as flat as a surfboard. If you want that guy to buy you a drink, you'd have to do a lot more than show him your boobs.

General manager: Feeling better today?
Waitress, laughing: Oh, yes!
General manager: Why are you laughing?
Waitress: Oh, it's nothing.
General manager: No, tell me!
Waitress: I can't!
General manager: Is it girl stuff?
Waitress: No.
General manager: Well, then tell me!
Waitress: Ok. I'm feeling better because I got really fucking stoned last night.
General manager: Dopehead.

Male co-worker: I don't understand why taking your baby on your lap in an airplane is such a bad idea.
Female co-worker: Dude, what if you crash? That can't be safe.
Male co-worker: You're right, I guess. Babies probably don't make great flotation devices.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 3:40

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 3:46



Avira AntiVir Personal
Report file date: Friday, 6 August, 2010  14:37

Scanning for 2676631 virus strains and unwanted programs.

The program is running as an unrestricted full version.
Online services are available:

Licensee        : Avira AntiVir Personal - FREE Antivirus
Serial number   : 0000149996-ADJIE-0000001
Platform        : Windows Vista
Windows version : (Service Pack 1)  [6.0.6001]
Boot mode       : Normally booted
Username        : NewMan
Computer name   : NEWMAN-PC

Version information:
BUILD.DAT       : 10.0.0.567           Bytes   19/4/2010 15:07:00
AVSCAN.EXE      : 10.0.3.0      433832 Bytes    1/4/2010 05:37:38
AVSCAN.DLL      : 10.0.3.0       46440 Bytes    1/4/2010 05:57:04
LUKE.DLL        : 10.0.2.3      104296 Bytes    7/3/2010 11:33:04
LUKERES.DLL     : 10.0.0.1       12648 Bytes   10/2/2010 16:40:49
VBASE000.VDF    : 7.10.0.0    19875328 Bytes   6/11/2009 02:05:36
VBASE001.VDF    : 7.10.1.0     1372672 Bytes  19/11/2009 12:27:49
VBASE002.VDF    : 7.10.3.1     3143680 Bytes   20/1/2010 10:37:42
VBASE003.VDF    : 7.10.3.75     996864 Bytes   26/1/2010 09:37:42
VBASE004.VDF    : 7.10.4.203   1579008 Bytes    5/3/2010 04:29:03
VBASE005.VDF    : 7.10.6.82    2494464 Bytes   15/4/2010 01:30:31
VBASE006.VDF    : 7.10.7.218   2294784 Bytes    2/6/2010 01:21:11
VBASE007.VDF    : 7.10.9.165   4840960 Bytes   23/7/2010 01:26:14
VBASE008.VDF    : 7.10.9.166      2048 Bytes   23/7/2010 01:26:14
VBASE009.VDF    : 7.10.9.167      2048 Bytes   23/7/2010 01:26:14
VBASE010.VDF    : 7.10.9.168      2048 Bytes   23/7/2010 01:26:14
VBASE011.VDF    : 7.10.9.169      2048 Bytes   23/7/2010 01:26:14
VBASE012.VDF    : 7.10.9.170      2048 Bytes   23/7/2010 01:26:14
VBASE013.VDF    : 7.10.9.198    157696 Bytes   26/7/2010 01:38:22
VBASE014.VDF    : 7.10.9.255    997888 Bytes   29/7/2010 01:33:53
VBASE015.VDF    : 7.10.10.28    139264 Bytes    2/8/2010 01:26:29
VBASE016.VDF    : 7.10.10.52    127488 Bytes    3/8/2010 01:24:32
VBASE017.VDF    : 7.10.10.53      1536 Bytes    3/8/2010 01:24:32
VBASE018.VDF    : 7.10.10.54      1536 Bytes    3/8/2010 01:24:32
VBASE019.VDF    : 7.10.10.55      1536 Bytes    3/8/2010 01:24:32
VBASE020.VDF    : 7.10.10.56      1536 Bytes    3/8/2010 01:24:33
VBASE021.VDF    : 7.10.10.57      1536 Bytes    3/8/2010 01:24:33
VBASE022.VDF    : 7.10.10.58      1536 Bytes    3/8/2010 01:24:33
VBASE023.VDF    : 7.10.10.59      1536 Bytes    3/8/2010 01:24:33
VBASE024.VDF    : 7.10.10.60      1536 Bytes    3/8/2010 01:24:33
VBASE025.VDF    : 7.10.10.61      1536 Bytes    3/8/2010 01:24:34
VBASE026.VDF    : 7.10.10.62      1536 Bytes    3/8/2010 01:24:34
VBASE027.VDF    : 7.10.10.63      1536 Bytes    3/8/2010 01:24:34
VBASE028.VDF    : 7.10.10.64      1536 Bytes    3/8/2010 01:24:34
VBASE029.VDF    : 7.10.10.65      1536 Bytes    3/8/2010 01:24:34
VBASE030.VDF    : 7.10.10.66      1536 Bytes    3/8/2010 01:24:35
VBASE031.VDF    : 7.10.10.75     61952 Bytes    4/8/2010 01:24:37
Engineversion   : 8.2.4.32 
AEVDF.DLL       : 8.1.2.1       106868 Bytes   30/7/2010 01:35:28
AESCRIPT.DLL    : 8.1.3.42     1364347 Bytes   30/7/2010 01:35:25
AESCN.DLL       : 8.1.6.1       127347 Bytes   15/5/2010 01:23:29
AESBX.DLL       : 8.1.3.1       254324 Bytes   24/4/2010 01:31:04
AERDL.DLL       : 8.1.8.2       614772 Bytes   21/7/2010 01:40:04
AEPACK.DLL      : 8.2.3.3       471414 Bytes   30/7/2010 01:35:18
AEOFFICE.DLL    : 8.1.1.8       201081 Bytes   23/7/2010 01:25:52
AEHEUR.DLL      : 8.1.2.10     2830711 Bytes   30/7/2010 01:35:13
AEHELP.DLL      : 8.1.13.2      242039 Bytes   21/7/2010 01:39:46
AEGEN.DLL       : 8.1.3.18      393589 Bytes   30/7/2010 01:33:59
AEEMU.DLL       : 8.1.2.0       393588 Bytes   24/4/2010 01:30:43
AECORE.DLL      : 8.1.16.2      192887 Bytes   21/7/2010 01:39:43
AEBB.DLL        : 8.1.1.0        53618 Bytes   24/4/2010 01:30:41
AVWINLL.DLL     : 10.0.0.0       19304 Bytes   14/1/2010 05:03:38
AVPREF.DLL      : 10.0.0.0       44904 Bytes   14/1/2010 05:03:35
AVREP.DLL       : 10.0.0.8       62209 Bytes   18/2/2010 09:47:40
AVREG.DLL       : 10.0.3.0       53096 Bytes    1/4/2010 05:35:46
AVSCPLR.DLL     : 10.0.3.0       83816 Bytes    1/4/2010 05:39:51
AVARKT.DLL      : 10.0.0.14     227176 Bytes    1/4/2010 05:22:13
AVEVTLOG.DLL    : 10.0.0.8      203112 Bytes   26/1/2010 02:53:30
SQLITE3.DLL     : 3.6.19.0      355688 Bytes   28/1/2010 05:57:58
AVSMTP.DLL      : 10.0.0.17      63848 Bytes   16/3/2010 08:38:56
NETNT.DLL       : 10.0.0.0       11624 Bytes   19/2/2010 07:41:00
RCIMAGE.DLL     : 10.0.0.26    2550120 Bytes   28/1/2010 06:10:20
RCTEXT.DLL      : 10.0.53.0      97128 Bytes    9/4/2010 07:14:29

Configuration settings for the scan:
Jobname.............................: ShlExt
Configuration file..................: C:\Users\NewMan\AppData\Local\Temp\e1bc6317.avp
Logging.............................: low
Primary action......................: interactive
Secondary action....................: ignore
Scan master boot sector.............: on
Scan boot sector....................: on
Boot sectors........................: F:,
Process scan........................: off
Scan registry.......................: off
Search for rootkits.................: off
Integrity checking of system files..: off
Scan all files......................: Intelligent file selection
Scan archives.......................: on
Recursion depth.....................: 20
Smart extensions....................: on
Macro heuristic.....................: on
File heuristic......................: medium

Start of the scan: Friday, 6 August, 2010  14:37

Starting the file scan:

Begin scan in 'F:\' <CRUZER>


End of the scan: Friday, 6 August, 2010  14:41
Used time: 03:31 Minute(s)

The scan has been done completely.

     81 Scanned directories
  28501 Files were scanned
      0 Viruses and/or unwanted programs were found
      0 Files were classified as suspicious
      0 files were deleted
      0 Viruses and unwanted programs were repaired
      0 Files were moved to quarantine
      0 Files were renamed
      0 Files cannot be scanned
  28501 Files not concerned
     70 Archives were scanned
      0 Warnings
      0 Notes

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 3:46

hen I was a little girl,

 
there were real prices and mom prices.

 
Real prices got you shiny,
sparkly things that lasted three weeks,

 
and mom prices got you brown things...

 
... that lasted forever.

 
You notice they were 50 percent off?

 
Look at...

 
 But when I looked
into shop windows,

 
I saw another world.

 
A dreamy world
full of perfect things.

 
A world where grown-up girls
got what they wanted.

 
 They were beautiful.

 
Like fairies or princesses.

 
They didn't even need any money,
they had magic cards.

 
I wanted one.

 
Little did I know...

 
... I would end up with 12.

 
 Rebecca Bloomwood.
Occupation: Journalist.

 
Jacket: Visa. Dress: AMEX.

 
Belt: MasterCard.

 
It's vintage. And I got
one percent cash back.

 
Bag: Gucci!

 
And worth every penny.

 
Moving to New York, I met guys.

 
And that kind of put things
in perspective.

 
'Cause you know that thing, when you see
someone cute and he smiles,

 
and your heart kind of goes

 
like warm butter
sliding down hot toast?

 
Well, that's what it's like
when I see a store.

 
Only it's better.

 
 You see,
a man will never love you

 
or treat you as well as a store.

 
If a man doesn't fit, you can't
exchange him seven days later

 
for a gorgeous cashmere sweater.

 
And a store always smells good.

 
A store can awaken a lust for things

 
you never even knew you needed.

 
And when your fingers grasp
those shiny, new bags...

 
 Oh, yes! Oh, yes!

 
Oh, no... I spent $900.

 
So you are covering
the yard and tool expo, right?

 
I'm on it.

 
 OK, don't panic.

 
Calm. Calm. Bloomingdale's.

 
Well, that would be the pants.

 
I had to get the pants to match the...

 
- Oh, shoes.
- I...

 
 Hold on...

 
- Somebody's stolen my credit card!
- Oh, my God.

 
Somebody has stolen
my credit card and gone

 
on an insane spending spree
around New York.

 
- No!
- Yeah!

 
Outdoor World? I've never been
to Outdoor World.

 
Yes, you have.

 
- You bought that tent, remember?
- No, I didn't.

 
- For Kristen's going-away present.
- Never seen a tent.

 
I organized the collection
and gave you the money.

 
Oh...

 
"Special skills: Fencing"?
Fluent in Finnish?

 
What?
Who doesn't pad their resume?

 
Shoe! Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 3:48

,
that fish weighs the same

 
- as the girl on your last cover.
- Ooh!

 
Oh, Alicia, remind me.
Were you a salmon or a trout?

 
You were a trout.

 
Oh... Thanks for saving me in there.

 
So have you filled
your photo frames yet?

 
No. Not yet.

 
You could put a picture
of Alicia in one.

 
Except there probably
wouldn't be room

 
for her spidery long legs.

 
You know, I've always felt that

 
spidery long legs were vastly overrated.

 
I thought she was your girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 3:48

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-07 3:26

Got some lost souls in need again.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-16 14:31

Got some people who have lost their way again, unfortunately.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-16 14:31

Name: Bob 2010-08-16 15:02

The more people you send to /b/ (not back to), the less people post. Therefore making lounge pathetic.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-16 15:05

>>186
Bob, I disagree. I'm not a /b/ regular and I post all the time.

Name: Bob 2010-08-16 15:07

>>187
It seems we have a debate on our hands.

Let's state the facts. I'll let you begin.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-16 15:17

>>188
Let's state the facts. I'll let you begin.
Sure. I'm a believer in the quality over quantity principle, however, that principle doesn't cover everything. In /lounge/'s specific case, its close proximity to 4chan and especially its largest board /b/, is (but not entirely) a threat to its overall quality. People from /b/ often don't leave the /b/ QUALITY behind, and still continue to adhere to its principles even outside the realm of 4chan/world4ch and general imageboard culture. A post reminding them of this fact is needed, though ways of delivering this message to them in the least rude possible manner is never easy, hence one of the many reasons why this thread was created.

I'm not solely picking on /b/ though, we get outsiders from Google searching, and posting in those threads, which is a symptom most likely not treatable, though it's not a good idea to ignore them either.

I personally have no problem with people from /b/ coming over here, but only if they can properly assimilate themselves into /lounge/ and leave the /b/ QUALITY behind if they do still regularly browse and post on /b/. I am a welcoming person, but I cannot allow certain boundaries to be crossed, if you're too nice, people will walk all over you.

Your response?

Name: Bob 2010-08-16 15:33

Your Response?

I can honestly see where you're coming from with this, however there are many problems with this, such as the fact that most /b/tards, while they can adhere to said rules, will simply move on thinking no matter what, I'll always have /b/. Therefore with that in mind, they simply take as a n oppurtunity to spam and leave, not to contribute, not to learn, not to socialize.

I do agree that we have outsiders from google search, prominently from a post about an invasion board, which i found while searching for lounge. Since they simply find that post, they feel that 4chan as well as world4ch are only focused on raiding, and that /b/ is the only important thing here. I feel we should create an educational post, dictating the rules or guidelines for such a place as this.

While the majority of /b/ is comprised of spammers, there are the few who are able to have a legit conversation, as such, they are welcome to join. I have absolutely no problem with that whatsoever. I am not someone who is very strct, but I refuse garbage to be accepted as the norm.

Have we reached an agreement? or would you like to continue?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-16 15:48

>>190
Have we reached an agreement? or would you like to continue?
I agree for the most part, however on the issue of
I feel we should create an educational post, dictating the rules or guidelines for such a place as this.
I've tried something similar on a smaller scale, and it more often than not, brought more fuel to the fire. I don't see a one size fits all solution to this dilemma, however more discussion on it is appropriate.

Name: Bob 2010-08-16 15:52

>>191
Before I continue, are there still any moderators here?

I do see your point though.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-16 15:56

>>192
are there still any moderators here?
Of course, they're global, so that includes world4ch as well. A more accurate question would have been, "Do the moderators still moderate this place along with the imageboard?" to which I would answer, not as often as they should be.

Name: Bob 2010-08-16 16:04

>>193
Ah, that explains alot.

It sounds like we're stuck. No matter what we do, havoc is caused as a response. Not feeding the trolls never helps, warnings never work. I wonder, if this place had less, to no rules, would they not see it as a challenge or oppurtunity. But then again. There's the problem of this becoming pictureless /b/. Perhaps if they had a board to themselves?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-16 16:06

>>194
Perhaps so.

Name: Bob 2010-08-16 16:10

>>195
I'll tell you what. After witnessing /b/ post images of scopedd knives in /k/, post ghost pics in /x/ going "OoooooOooooOOooooo" I realized that /b/ is actually holding back most of them. So I think it MIGHT

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-16 16:39

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-16 16:41

199...

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-16 16:41

200 GET!!!

Newer Posts
Don't change these.
Name: Email:
Entire Thread Thread List