Name: Anonymous 2010-01-25 3:27
If I could un-invent the cell phone, I would. It was great at first, like all technology, when its usefulness was a "bonus" you could use to get out of an odd scrape. Now, though, it's this leash you have around your neck all day and can't take off. It can make having a girlfriend more unbearable than a Julia Roberts movie marathon could ever hope to. If the wakes up with the slightest headache you hear about it. If the guy making her coffee doesn't seem to approve of her order, you hear about it. Evey little drama gets turned into an SMS. And then, after spending the whole day narrating her mundanity, she wants to talk on it for an hour. You know, "talk about our day." There's nothing left to say that wasn't said as it happened.
They also make it so you have to drive EVERYWHERE you go together, because women seem to have some inherent defect that prevents them from ever saying "I'll check and reply to that text message later." Why pay attention to the road when Shauna wants to know what you're "up to?"
Reading this, I guess just taking cell phones away from women could work about as well as un-inventing them.
They also make it so you have to drive EVERYWHERE you go together, because women seem to have some inherent defect that prevents them from ever saying "I'll check and reply to that text message later." Why pay attention to the road when Shauna wants to know what you're "up to?"
Reading this, I guess just taking cell phones away from women could work about as well as un-inventing them.