You will no longer be permitted to use elevators to subtransport. Please use designated subtransporters for that purpose. Elevators are for elevation only.
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Anonymous2010-01-22 23:18
Aye-aye, captain.
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Anonymous2010-01-23 0:25
>>1
I find your insinuation that "elevators" are wholly incapable of elevating down to be racist and completely uncalled for. Your prejudiced behaviour both sickens and disgusts me.
elevating down? why that is like asking cream to sink to the bottom. Such unfathomable nonsense!
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Anonymous2010-01-23 1:08
Elevators are properly called lifts
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Anonymous2010-01-23 1:46
>>6
What kind of ass-backwards country do you live in? Elevators are built with only the most advanced technology, and as such should be given a futuristic name.
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Anonymous2010-01-23 1:50
>>7
They used to be called that back in the old days.
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Anonymous2010-01-23 2:18
>>8
Just like "niggers" used to be, amirite? Fucking racist asshole.
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Anonymous2010-01-23 3:26
>>9
Hey! Listen here, jerkface. I'm not racist, I'm just stating a fact. I saw a Modern Marvels episode on elevators and they said that they used to be called that back in the late 19th century I think it was.
>>14
Belgium actually. And we still call penis penis, too.
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Anonymous2010-01-23 13:08
>>15
Because nothing says European like raping niggers in elevators. Oh, I'm sorry. Lifts.
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Anonymous2010-01-23 13:14
>>15
What are lounges like in blegium? What are your thoughts on Manequin pis?
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Anonymous2010-01-23 13:39
>>17
Lounges in Belgium are dangerous places. It's where people like Marc Dutroux and Jimmy Carter hang out.
My thoughts on Manneken Pis? Eh, not sure why the Japanese tourists like the statue so much. Probably because it's a little boy taking a piss.