Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 7:21
For the sake of boredom I present to you a list I would like to call Pros to Being lonely. In it I will list several attributes of being lonely that I think can be a positive and edifying force in a person's life, dispite the obvious shortcomings.
10. Not being homeless. Neckbeards and basement-dwellers by definition cannot be homeless because it would not facilitate their need to be on their computers 24/7.
9. No STD's
8. No heartache over losing a girl/finding out she was cheating on you. Also, you are unaffected by love songs on the radio.
7. Delusional sense of superiority over the masses gives you internal confidence
6. Tendency towards being exposed to and reading large quantities of information increases your knowledge and global awareness. Also, command over the English language increases.
5. Experience online translates to experience in trolling. With enough trolling you can cure people of their delusions using the Socratic method, and maybe help some people out.
4. Estrangement from television provides immunity to the idiocy it produces in this generation.
3. Being socially isolated gives you a unique outside perspective of the world at large and the fucktards that inhabit it.
2. Obesity has its benefits, such as moobs to fondle.
1. You gain an utter lack of empathy and a healthy sense of distain for the society that cast you out, treated you like shit, and made you who you are. This enables you to get into the mindframe where you can do great heroic acts such as shooting up high schools, killing prostitutes, and becoming awesome serial killers like Dexter Morgan.
These are but a few reasons why being isolated, socially awkward is great. Id love to hear yours.
10. Not being homeless. Neckbeards and basement-dwellers by definition cannot be homeless because it would not facilitate their need to be on their computers 24/7.
9. No STD's
8. No heartache over losing a girl/finding out she was cheating on you. Also, you are unaffected by love songs on the radio.
7. Delusional sense of superiority over the masses gives you internal confidence
6. Tendency towards being exposed to and reading large quantities of information increases your knowledge and global awareness. Also, command over the English language increases.
5. Experience online translates to experience in trolling. With enough trolling you can cure people of their delusions using the Socratic method, and maybe help some people out.
4. Estrangement from television provides immunity to the idiocy it produces in this generation.
3. Being socially isolated gives you a unique outside perspective of the world at large and the fucktards that inhabit it.
2. Obesity has its benefits, such as moobs to fondle.
1. You gain an utter lack of empathy and a healthy sense of distain for the society that cast you out, treated you like shit, and made you who you are. This enables you to get into the mindframe where you can do great heroic acts such as shooting up high schools, killing prostitutes, and becoming awesome serial killers like Dexter Morgan.
These are but a few reasons why being isolated, socially awkward is great. Id love to hear yours.