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conspiracist hall of fame: Peter Beter

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-17 14:50

Peter Beter, besides having the most hilarious name ever (you see, "peter" is slang for penis, "beating off" is slang for masturbation, and "Peter Beter" sounds like "peter beater", that is, a penis masturbator), is a very important figure in the history of US conspiracism.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Beter
 Beter claimed that:
Vice President Lyndon B. Johnson was involved in the Kennedy assassination.
Several important public figures such as David Rockefeller, Henry Kissinger, and Jimmy Carter are actually dead, and are being impersonated by organic "robotoids".
Patty Hearst was kidnapped by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) after the Hearst newspaper chain published secret Congressional testimony. This testimony revealed that America's atomic secrets were handed over to the Soviet Union - not stolen by Soviet spies, before America's first atomic bomb was finished, and that the Rockefellers were directly involved in this plot.
The Jonestown massacre was staged to camouflage a joint U.S.-Israeli military operation to destroy a Soviet missile base in Guyana. The Jonestown incident explained the movement of U.S. military personnel into Guyana and concealed the real count of casualties from the attack on the Soviet base.
Particle beam weapons and other advanced aerial weapons under secret development, such as the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program had the power to change the weather. Both the U.S. and the Soviet Union had developed such weapons.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-17 15:47

you see, "peter" is slang for penis

No it's not.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-17 16:23

>>2
LOL hi Peter

Don't change these.
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