Halp why are the image boards dead!?

Halp why are the image boards dead!?

idk lol

because we all need to jerk off so its not working

>>1
no one cares fuck off

Because you touch yourself at night

I thought that my /b/oard wasn't supposed to crash anymore!

Police took the server.

Sure was a goo idea to put all the boards on one server.

Please don't tell me the attack on nigger haitians facebook yesterday is what got the fbi on us :3

IT IS

>>8
haha right

zip is up
img is up
cgi is up
rs is up
orz is up

boards.* doesn't respond.
So: not confiscated by police, but probably boards. being under attack.

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>>9
Hmm, I missed this. What happened?

>>14
/b/fags autofellatioed themselves again

O GOD WAT HAPEN

CANCER

>>1-14,16-17

Please be advised.

This is why seperating the boards from img, zip and whatever else there was was a bad idea. one goes down, they all go down.

Speaking of the imageboards...

http://4chanarchive.org/

most viewed threads last 30 days
[7572] /b/ - Sperm bottles year 3

It just keeps getting shittier and shittier

Fucking hell...

The cancer of /b/ is becoming a cancer on society...

>>19

Yeah. Makes it much easier for somebody to DDoS the entire site as a whole this way too. I'll bet that's what is happening now.

>>22
no its a hardware failure

>This is why seperating the boards from img, zip and whatever else there was was a bad idea. one goes down, they all go down.


At least /x/ and /gif/ don't have to worry about /bee/ evacuating into them while img server is down.

QFT: (from http:// status 4chan org/)

"Site is down due to hardware problems. We'll have it back up as soon as possible.

by moot @ 1:54 PM"

Patience, newfags.

>>25
newfags

Hurry! Your retardedness is showing! Not only did you mention something already stated in >>24 you also used a /b/ term. I'd go to /vip/ now and only post there as penance for your failure.

>>25
back to /b/ please

>>25

Back to /b/ please, this is the VIP Lounge. The only newfag is yourself.

>>26

Obviously missed the /b/ crashing party.

I HEAR SOMEBODY SAID JEWS
JEWS

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>>30
Back to /Official VIP Embassy/, please.

The fall of the image boards!?  Admit your role.

The fall of the imageboards coincides with the disappearance of milkribs? Well!

>>34
Then that means... he really was Jesus! Oh my... D:

>>31
why do people eat food