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How old is your little girl friend?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-08 16:08

Mine is 8. Her name is Katie. Sadly, I haven't seen her for several months due to college. ._.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-08 16:20

21. I'm 28.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-08 19:04

9000. I'm over 9000

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-08 20:50

After eating most of the calf I look at myself in the mirror. There is grease all over my face. And then I start to eat at random. I bite her little toe. It still smell of her feet. I stab the knife into her arch and see the red meat deep inside. I thrust my fingers inside and dig out the meat and put it in my mouth. It tastes okay. Then I stab the knife into her armpit. Ever since I saw it under her yellow sleeveless top I wondered how it would taste this good.  The wonderful taste cheers me up and I devour her underarm up to the elbow.

Finally I cut off her private parts. When I touch the pubic hair it has a very bad smell. I bite her clit, but it won't come off, it just stretches.  So I throw it in the frying pan and pop it in my mouth. I chew very carefully and swallow it. It is so sweet.

After I swallow it, I feel her in my body and get hot. I turn the body over and open her buttocks, revealing her anus. I scoop it out with my knife and try to put it in my mouth. It smells too much. I put it in the frying pan and throw it in my mouth. It still smells. I spit it out. I go into the next room. It smell of fat, like I've been frying a chicken.

It's been twenty-four hours now. Some huge flies hover and buzz in the bathroom. I try to chase them away, but they came back. They swarm on her face. They seem to tell me that I've lost her forever. It is no longer her. Where is she? She's gone far away. I've broken her. Like a child who breaks his toy. I try to use an electric knife to cut her body. It doesn't work. It just makes a loud sound. I use a hatchet. I strike several times. It's hard work. I strike her thigh. Her body jumps up. If she could feel, it would have hurt.

Finally the thigh separates from her body. I bite it again, like I would bite a chicken leg. Then I cut off her arms. It is even harder than the thigh. I use the electric knife again. It makes a shrill sound, like the sound of her shrill voice. It works this time. Her hand still wears a ring and a bracelet. When I see her long fingers I am driven by another impulse. I use her hand to masturbate. Her long fingers excite me.

When I'm finished I try to bite her finger. I can't. I'm disappointed. I put her hands into the plastic bag along with her legs. And then I see her face. It is still quiet. She has a small nose and a sweet lower lip. When she was alive I wanted to bite them. Now I can satisfy that desire. It's so easy to bite off her nose. As I chew the cartilage I can hear the noise. I use a knife to cut off more of the cartilage and put it in my mouth. It really doesn't taste very good. I scoop out her lower lip with my knife and put it in my mouth. It has hard skin. I decide to eat it later when I can fry it. So I put it in the refrigerator.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 4:16

>>3
back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 8:10

>>4

Vorefag

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 8:12

>>6
see >>5

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 8:17

>>7

I can't. My ISP is banned there. I was surprised that I can post here, I thought the ISP ban is for the whole site.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 8:21

>>8
If you don't mind my asking, who is your Internet provider?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 8:28

>>8
Motherfucker, have you ever even heard of a proxy?
I've been banned from shitloads of places, never stopped me posting anywhere.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 8:34

>>10

Thanks for reminding me... I can't find one that's not banned and I don't know where to look so if you can tell me where it would be greatly appreciated

>>9

I'm from the Phil so you probably don't know it even if I told you...

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 9:07

>>11
fine but dont bring /b/ nonsense here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 9:17

>>11
I'm from the Phil
Philippines? I see.
so you probably don't know it even if I told you...
You're right. I was just genuinely curious. As for your imageboard blocked situation, maybe you could try SSH tunneling or a VPS solution or a proxy script installed on a cheap web host (preferably outside of your country). It may be a bit of a pain to accomplish, but it'll certainly be much better and more reliable than using a public proxy. Also, I believe it's not against 4chan's rules to use a private proxy.

>>10
Public proxy use is against the rules. Though, as I said before, private proxy use might be a different story. I'll have to ask a moderator on IRC sometime to confirm this. Plus using a private proxy all to yourself would be much more reliable (you don't have to worry about some asshat getting it perma-banned, for instance).

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 9:25

>>11
Sorry bro, can't post my proxy sources here. I'm sure you can understand why.
>>13
Lol against the rules. What are you, some kind of fag?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 9:47

>>14
Lol against the rules.
Lol, I expected this kind of response. Anyway, "ethics" aside, it would still be better to use a private proxy because as I've said before
(you don't have to worry about some asshat getting it perma-banned, for instance).

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 11:55

Sooo... I'm new here. I mean I knew about this text boards but never posted here before. I've lurked the imageboards too since I can't post there. I just tried posting here to see if the ban works here too so sorry for that /b/ behavior... btw I'm a femanon ^_^

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 12:40

>>16
There's been probably about ten bans (at least with a "User was banned for this post" marking) on the textboards in the five years they've been around.  So no, there's little chance that you'll be banned

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 13:42

>>17
Unless you're spamming the boards like crazy and some dude on IRC reports you. Much of the banning done on here is non-visible, so you really can't go by "(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)" messages.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 14:03

HaaH_WaaW.jpg

1st things I see "Heated pants lawl randum" and "I r paedophile, u r paedophile?"

didn't know what /lounge/ was for, must be like snail-slow /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 14:16

>>19
I KNOW RITE? xD ROFL so Randum

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 15:27

>>19
I don't know why they keep leaking in here, it's not like their board is down.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 15:45

After eating most of the calf I look at myself in the mirror. There is grease all over my face. And then I start to eat at random. I bite her little toe. It still smell of her feet. I stab the knife into her arch and see the red meat deep inside. I thrust my fingers inside and dig out the meat and put it in my mouth. It tastes okay. Then I stab the knife into her armpit. Ever since I saw it under her yellow sleeveless top I wondered how it would taste this good.  The wonderful taste cheers me up and I devour her underarm up to the elbow.

Finally I cut off her private parts. When I touch the pubic hair it has a very bad smell. I bite her clit, but it won't come off, it just stretches.  So I throw it in the frying pan and pop it in my mouth. I chew very carefully and swallow it. It is so sweet.

After I swallow it, I feel her in my body and get hot. I turn the body over and open her buttocks, revealing her anus. I scoop it out with my knife and try to put it in my mouth. It smells too much. I put it in the frying pan and throw it in my mouth. It still smells. I spit it out. I go into the next room. It smell of fat, like I've been frying a chicken.

It's been twenty-four hours now. Some huge flies hover and buzz in the bathroom. I try to chase them away, but they came back. They swarm on her face. They seem to tell me that I've lost her forever. It is no longer her. Where is she? She's gone far away. I've broken her. Like a child who breaks his toy. I try to use an electric knife to cut her body. It doesn't work. It just makes a loud sound. I use a hatchet. I strike several times. It's hard work. I strike her thigh. Her body jumps up. If she could feel, it would have hurt.

Finally the thigh separates from her body. I bite it again, like I would bite a chicken leg. Then I cut off her arms. It is even harder than the thigh. I use the electric knife again. It makes a shrill sound, like the sound of her shrill voice. It works this time. Her hand still wears a ring and a bracelet. When I see her long fingers I am driven by another impulse. I use her hand to masturbate. Her long fingers excite me.

When I'm finished I try to bite her finger. I can't. I'm disappointed. I put her hands into the plastic bag along with her legs. And then I see her face. It is still quiet. She has a small nose and a sweet lower lip. When she was alive I wanted to bite them. Now I can satisfy that desire. It's so easy to bite off her nose. As I chew the cartilage I can hear the noise. I use a knife to cut off more of the cartilage and put it in my mouth. It really doesn't taste very good. I scoop out her lower lip with my knife and put it in my mouth. It has hard skin. I decide to eat it later when I can fry it. So I put it in the refrigerator.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 16:25

I setup a proxy few days ago and i found out that it is detected by 4chan as a proxy as soon as you try to post or upload anything, at least in &b&, i can still browser thought.
www.clearsurfing.tk

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 16:33

.tk
No thanks.

Name: OP 2010-01-09 16:50

>>4-24,26-

Let it be known that your derailment is not appreciated. I will remember this.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-10 8:00

>>25
Butthurt fag, you mad?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-10 14:43

>>26
Hurtmad butt, you fag?

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