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Long term effects of not having a girlfriend

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-08 15:46

Discuss..

Specifically, these ideas:

- Exclude from this study homosexuals, asexuals, and guys who could care less about having a girlfriend.

- Meet Bob, a 30 year old virgin.  He's been asking women out since the age of 18 and has yet to score a girl.  And he tries hard too: he approaches and asks out a girl at least once a day.

- What are the long term effects of being like Bob?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-08 15:48

You get a high paying job at microsft, FUCK YEAR!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Bob

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-08 16:34

he approaches and asks out a girl at least once a day.
What a slut!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 4:16

I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 11:07

Jackson 5 GET

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 16:33

>>5
I'm drunk as all hell, and so happy that this type of get continues \m/ prabably my only contribution to the world.
Apart from that novel I'm writing and those songs I wrote.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 18:15

I didnt have one for a long time so I started playing with my ass hole, I found I kind of liked that and started cruising at the park getting my stool pushed in. Then I woke up and realized thats an easy way to get the aids and focused back on trying to date women. No sex sexually perverts you and thats what I think is going on with the priests even though I have no interest in the young ones.

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