Name: Anonymous 2010-01-08 11:13
1. If you hit a midget with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
2. If you throw a midget into a tub of hot water, he makes Sleepytime tea!
3. 7 midgets thrown into a sausage machine makes 2 pounds of Kielbasa.
4. it takes 2 midgets to make one order of Midget McNuggets.
5. They have little hands.....and little eyes....they go around telling....little lies.......
6. If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.
7. If you use a net and capture a few midgets and keep them as pets and train them to follow instructions, you will sell your dog
8. Little people (midgets if you will), need a little passport to go to Little Italy....
9. A studio apartment is a mansion to a midget.
10. A Ford fiesta is a limo to a midget.
11. A nerd candy is a jaw breaker to a midget.
12. A bathtub is an olympic sized pool to a midget.
13. small hands, smell like cabbage
14. Midgets must never cry. If they do their eyes fall out.
15. If you add water to a midget, they make their own gravy..
16. Midgets are scared to eat pussy because one wrong move and their back in the womb.
17. A midget looses no weight at the time of death. Proof that midgets have no soul?
18. the chinese ones are more rare and cost more.
19. If you hit a midget in the groin it makes a noise that only dogs and little children can hear
20. During WWII, Nazis kidnapped 100 midgets to polish the insides of shell casings.
21. "Midgets are the cause of all wars" - Mel Gibson
22. Midgets are reportedly the ONE and ONLY thing that Chuck Norris is afraid of.
23. Midgets explode in a violent chemical reaction when exposed to common sea salt.
24. Midgets have hollow places in their bodies where they hide very small weapons, and for that reason are often used for industrial espionage.
25. Midget limbs fall off easily and regenerate as a self defense mechanism.
26. Although midgets shed their skin every 22 months, they DO NOT grow.
27. Ivory Soap floats in water, so do midgets, but they can't at the same time.
28. Midgets do not dream.
29. From 1691 to 1695, midgets were legal tender in Austria.
30. Topps and Fleer used to include them with baseball cards during the bubble gum shortages of WW II.
31. If you rub a midget vigorously against your sweater, you can stick them to a wall
32. those tiny pellets you see in the woods arent rabbit-turds....
33. Every time a midget gets thrown down a flight of stairs, an angel gets their wings....
34. Midgets were used to repair the tracks to the underground railroad during the Civil War...
35. Midgets cannot be sold on Ebay...
(but can be on Overstock.com in certain circumstances....)
36. seven midgets have won the Congressional Medal of Honor, the last one for crawling down the spider hole to grab Saddam...
37. Midgets have 3 kidneys and are born without an appendix...
38. Midgets are born with the ability to speak Norweigan, nobody knows why...
39. Midgets are an excellent alternative fuel
40. Midgets NEVER get the extended warranty.
2. If you throw a midget into a tub of hot water, he makes Sleepytime tea!
3. 7 midgets thrown into a sausage machine makes 2 pounds of Kielbasa.
4. it takes 2 midgets to make one order of Midget McNuggets.
5. They have little hands.....and little eyes....they go around telling....little lies.......
6. If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.
7. If you use a net and capture a few midgets and keep them as pets and train them to follow instructions, you will sell your dog
8. Little people (midgets if you will), need a little passport to go to Little Italy....
9. A studio apartment is a mansion to a midget.
10. A Ford fiesta is a limo to a midget.
11. A nerd candy is a jaw breaker to a midget.
12. A bathtub is an olympic sized pool to a midget.
13. small hands, smell like cabbage
14. Midgets must never cry. If they do their eyes fall out.
15. If you add water to a midget, they make their own gravy..
16. Midgets are scared to eat pussy because one wrong move and their back in the womb.
17. A midget looses no weight at the time of death. Proof that midgets have no soul?
18. the chinese ones are more rare and cost more.
19. If you hit a midget in the groin it makes a noise that only dogs and little children can hear
20. During WWII, Nazis kidnapped 100 midgets to polish the insides of shell casings.
21. "Midgets are the cause of all wars" - Mel Gibson
22. Midgets are reportedly the ONE and ONLY thing that Chuck Norris is afraid of.
23. Midgets explode in a violent chemical reaction when exposed to common sea salt.
24. Midgets have hollow places in their bodies where they hide very small weapons, and for that reason are often used for industrial espionage.
25. Midget limbs fall off easily and regenerate as a self defense mechanism.
26. Although midgets shed their skin every 22 months, they DO NOT grow.
27. Ivory Soap floats in water, so do midgets, but they can't at the same time.
28. Midgets do not dream.
29. From 1691 to 1695, midgets were legal tender in Austria.
30. Topps and Fleer used to include them with baseball cards during the bubble gum shortages of WW II.
31. If you rub a midget vigorously against your sweater, you can stick them to a wall
32. those tiny pellets you see in the woods arent rabbit-turds....
33. Every time a midget gets thrown down a flight of stairs, an angel gets their wings....
34. Midgets were used to repair the tracks to the underground railroad during the Civil War...
35. Midgets cannot be sold on Ebay...
(but can be on Overstock.com in certain circumstances....)
36. seven midgets have won the Congressional Medal of Honor, the last one for crawling down the spider hole to grab Saddam...
37. Midgets have 3 kidneys and are born without an appendix...
38. Midgets are born with the ability to speak Norweigan, nobody knows why...
39. Midgets are an excellent alternative fuel
40. Midgets NEVER get the extended warranty.