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I dream of cocks drifting across the blue sky

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 21:35

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/8631/idreamofcocks.png

Do you think Pixiv accepts this sort of art?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 21:48

You are an queer!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 21:52

>>2
I'm straighter than a linear equation!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 21:54

You can be my wingman anytime ;)

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 23:13

Jackson 5 GET

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 23:30


On Tuesday evening, 16-year-old Andrew Kane nonchalantly asked his mother and father if they would drive him from their Barrie, Ont., home to a hotel in nearby Midland, where he planned to meet a 42-year-old woman with whom he had been having a secret relationship over the Internet.

His stunned parents refused and the teen calmly returned to the computer, telling them he would let the woman know he wasn't coming. At 2 a.m., Marlene Kane heard her front door open, and found her son gone, leaving behind a troubling trail of web chats that led to Houston, Tex., and the World of Warcraft.

The Grade 11 student was found Thursday afternoon, after his parents spent two days desperately appealing for his safe return. On Wednesday, police had released pictures of Lauri Price, a Texas mother of four who had allegedly flown to Toronto and driven a rental car to collect the teen after striking up a relationship with him while playing the popular online game.

“All they had to do was read the chat logs and they were immediately concerned,” Ms. Kane said of her son's relationship with the woman. “He said she was his soulmate.”

Sergeant Robert Allan of the Barrie police said the couple was found Thursday afternoon at a Future Shop in Orillia after a tip from the public. The teenager had told Ms. Price he was 20 – the age of consent in Canada is 16 – and police said she will not face criminal charges.

“She'll be making her way home,” he said.

Sgt. Allan said neither the teen or Ms. Price expressed any remorse.

After his parents rebuffed his request to “spend the rest of the holidays” with Ms. Price, Andrew left the house taking only the laptop computer he had received as a Christmas gift, and leaving a note for his parents justifying his decision.

“I don't know how to explain it to you, but this will show you not only the commitment we have to each other, but also that your fears of her are ill found,” he wrote. “Like I said, she offered to meet with you. I got in the way of that. What person who would do me harm would be willing to meet with you?”

Ms. Kane learned of her son's strange relationship more than a year ago, when she stumbled upon an MSN chat log between the two. The family keeps its computer in a common area, where it could be shared with Andrew's sisters, Nicole, 19, and Samantha, 13.

But the teen was apparently unaware that the computer kept a log of his chats, and Ms. Kane read in horror as her son discussed meeting his much older girlfriend face to face and engaged in overt sexual discussions.

Ms. Price's Facebook page reveals a middle-aged woman with a large collection of friends – many made online – and a degree from Texas A&M granted in 1988, before Andrew was born. Police told Andrew's family that she had apparently struck up romantic relationships on World of Warcraft forums before, but never with a minor.

Sgt. Allen of the Barrie Police said the force had contacted Texas authorities about the woman, but did not know if she had a criminal record. They did not issue an Amber Alert because the teen did not seem to be in any immediate danger.

Ms. Kane said she had considered contacting the police after learning about the relationship, but was satisfied by Andrew's assurances that he would not share any personal information with the woman. Until this week, Ms. Kane and her husband had not heard anything about Ms. Price for more than eight months.

His disappearance this week is the latest instalment of the family battle over World of Warcraft, an online multiplayer swords-and-sorcery game.

For more than a year, Ms. Kane said her son has played the game “every waking hour,” and has rarely attended school because of the addiction.

His parents took his computer away for four weeks last year and put him in a counselling program, but after a month, Andrew's psychologist suggested that his computer privileges be reinstated as a reward for the progress he had made.

“We thought he was managing it well, but eventually he was back to his old habits,” said Ms. Kane. “It turned out to be not so great advice.”

But Andrew's safe return Thursday was still a happy ending.

In 2008, 15-year-old Brandon Crisp ran away from his Barrie home after having his XBox confiscated. He died after falling out of a tree and was found three weeks later by hunters.

According to his parents, Brandon was addicted to the video game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. They took away his game console and when Brandon threatened to run away, his father helped him pack his knapsack, assuming he would soon return.

Earlier that year, police rescued a 16-year-old autistic girl from California who was abducted by a man she had met playing World of Warcraft.

David Faboo, 38, drove from Oregon to meet the girl, but she sent a text message to friends soon after telling them she'd made a mistake and asking for help.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 1:23

>>1
You have illustrated my favourite meme~ <3

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-08 7:26

>>7
Queer!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 16:02

This is the first hit on Google for "cocks drifting across the blue sky". Just wanted to let you all know.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 17:13

>>9
thts how i cam here 2 lol wat is this place?????

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 5:02

>>9
I wonder how many people would actually search for that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 8:38

I dream of cocks drifting across the blue sky.

Name: Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 2011-03-29 9:15

>>12
why_cant_I_suck.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-29 11:30

>>13
You can suck them if you try hard enough. :)

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 20:53

>>10
wait, you just casually searched "I dream of cocks drifting across the blue sky"?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-13 23:06

How is it possible to have a penis in the air, much less a multitude of them?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 23:09

"I dream of cocks drifting across the clear blue sky" sounds better in my opinion

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 23:10

>>16
How isn't it possible?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 6:40

i remember this thread, well bumped

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 8:28

I remember forcing this meme as one would force their penix into redcream's tight butthole.

Has it really been two years?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-14 12:53

>>20
Years in memetime often pass like months. And your penis remains non-co-located to my butthole or any other hole.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 14:14

>>21
penis, not penis

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 14:35

*penix

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 15:20

lick my penis

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 18:06

I dream of a wall of vaginas wet and ready for my meat.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-14 18:37

>>25
Was there not a movie in Randall's list that was "All Holes Filled With Hard Cock"? That sounds like your ideal.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 13:46

I dream of cocks drifting across the blue sky.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 14:46

>>1
I AM THE FUTANARI DREAMER
1 Name: FUTANARI DREAMER : 2007-05-19 01:05 ID:c+9tscxx

    I DREAM OF
    FUTANARI DREAMS

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