sage

Why don't you hax my anus,
it's oh so sweet,
like sugar
and butter in a pan,
with some cocoa powder
and crushed cookies
oh yeah
delicious

Ain't no doubt about it,
we were doubly blessed.
'cause we had barely saged this thread
and we were barely dressed.

...

Though it's cold and lonely
and I feel like rage
I can see paradise by the /tele sage.

...

AND NOW I'M PRAYIN FOR THE END OF PAGE TEN.

SO HURRY UP AND ARRIVE.

'CAUSE IF I GOTTA SPEND ANOTHER MINUTE WITH YOU
I DON'T THINK THAT I COULD REALLY SURVIVE

I'D NEVER BREAK MY PROMISE
OR BUMP THIS THREAD

BUT NOW THIS MEATLOAF SONG'S
STUCK INSIDE YOUR HEAD

AND YOU'RE PRAYIN FOR THE END OF TIME, SO YOU CAN END YOUR TIME WITH ME.

meatloaf?  lol i don't know any of his songs