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vibrator vibrates into the Earth

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 1:50

You know how matter is mostly empty space?  If you could carefully control your matter, you could wiggle it through other matter harmlessly.  So imagine an incident, however improbable, where a vibrator is turned on, and just happens to have the lucky internal oscillations that allow it to fall through the floor and into the ground.  Perhaps it vibrates its way to the center of the Earth.  Fancy that.

Now imagine that the Earth in time comes to vibrate in sympathy with the vibrator.  Now the whole Earth is vibrating!  What if such a cosmic action attracted a giant space vagina towards the Earth?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 1:51

Matter is not mostly empty space, because matter is matter and space is space.

Name: halomonian 2009-12-31 1:53

>>1
stop doing drugs man

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 2:17

Electrons orbit a nucleus at too high of rate to, by any relative notion, drive matter through it. It would have to be moving at near the speed of light for even a hydrogen atom to have a chance to pass through the first valence shell of a large single-electron outer shell of for instance cesium.

All that vibrating to anti-phase crap is pretty much just crap

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 4:42

>>2
Matter list of ingredients:  space, notspace

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 5:23

>>5
You might want to add a pinch of salt, it can be a bit bland otherwise.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 6:20

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 ☼ they give us those nice, bright colors♪♪
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 ☼ makes ya think all the world's a sunny day, oh yeah♪♪

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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 8:53

ALL MATTER COMES FROM MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 14:01

>>8
fecal matter

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-31 17:39

>>4
Haven't du heard of quantum physics?? You can move through walls and shit if you push long enough :D

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-01 0:04

First 2010 post ITT.

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