I ask you - how do I kill myself?

My life is pointless - my mother scolds me all day, my father is useless, I have 5 siblings, no girlfriend, no life in general. Right now, I have a box of Mike & ike, paper, and a laptop. Tell me how to an Hero.

Kids used to have ant farms.  They would be content to watch ants in their tunnels behind glass.  Now they have crab farms in their pubes.  FUCK YOU SOCIETY