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REDCREAM POASTINGS GUIDES

Name: MING LI 2009-12-23 17:20

Harrow,

My name MING LI, I am wearthy Hong Kong busirusssman. My time is not cheap. I want to purchase all rights to REDCREAMS POASTINGS GUIDES [sup]TM[/sub]. I offer good price if you sell now! SELL NOW!

Mr. Cream having difficulty contacting me by emails. I try meet in bathhouse with little success! All I got was a sore anus.

Prease contact post haste!

MING LI

Name: RedChineseCream 2009-12-23 17:23

You definately moderhn Hong Kong!  You comprhehend and respect Western copyrhight notion!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-23 18:00

FGSFDS

Name: Information is free! 2009-12-23 18:02

[b] bold
[u] underline
[o] overline
[i] italic
[s] strikethrough
[m] couriour text
[#] ignores all bbcode tags inside it
[rem] hides text inside the tag
[code] preserves syntax for code and colors text
[spoiler] for spoilers
[sup] makes text progressivly smaller higher on the line
[sub] makes text progressivly smaller lower on the line
[aa] For SJIS art.
For ASCII art use [m] tag.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-23 21:12

[sup] makes text progressivly smaller higher on the line
[sub] makes text progressivly smaller lower on the line

Name: RedCream 2009-12-23 21:18

MSRP:  US$525.00

REDCREAM'S GAIDE 2 4MATTING 4CHAN POASTINGS (2.0)

BBCode on 4chan (also ref. TGML (a.k.a. S3KR1T K0DZ)):

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[i] italic: italic
[m] courier: courier font (also useful for FIXED-WIDTH font ASCII art)
[o] overline: overline
[s] strikeout: strikeout
[u] underline: underline
[sup] superscript: superscript
[sub] subscript: subscript
[code] for commenting code (as [m] except colorized): raise DuhError('log exploded') # shitty back-end
[aa] ASCII art: preserves spaces and uses PROPORTIONAL-WIDTH font for ASCII art
[br] line break:

[spoiler] hides text unless mouseover: spoiler
[#] : literalizes all BBCode tags (a backslash just before a tag does the same thing)
[rem] hides all text inside it

For color GREEN, use quotes in [code] tags:
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Quote codes:

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... looks like this:

This is the quoted material.

The ">" quote code is only used at the beginning of a line, and also stacks up to 3 deep with spaces between them (without the use of the [o] tag):


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...

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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-24 0:05

FUCK THE DMCA

Name: MING LI 2009-12-24 5:57

>>6
Mr Cream! Most preasing to make your aquaintances! How much you want for distribution rights? SELL NOW PAY LATER- as we say in HONK KONG~ na?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-24 8:31

>>4
Huehueh

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-24 20:16

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.  /.''.'\     YOU FAT DISUGSTING PIGS        .
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. ^^^[_]^^^      YOUR TURKEY DINNER           .
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