Anyone here perform penis exercises?

My schlongini is hard as a rock even when I'm barely excited.

It's all about keegles, I used to only do them when I peed(cut off your stream) but if you perform that exercise enough you can really flex the fuck out of your dick and make it an extremely strong and responsive muscle.

A massage therapy research unexpectedly hooted for this garish lion, however, a sentimental gerbil blindly wrote amid some lynx.

RAII is the heartiest, chunkiest, and most delicious of programming metaphors. Every day I write two bowls full of RAII. Broccoli and cheese is my favorite kind but usually I get tomato, because if I eat too much broccoli, I hax myself. The tomato is very good as well, though. It has actual chunks of tomato, which is not something you'll find in a typical programming metaphor. The thought of those tomato chunks on my keyboard is enough to make my mouth water. Another good kind that I like is beef and barley. The beef has to be manually managed but the broth and the barley make up for it. Basically RAII is something everyone should try once, even if it kills them. My brother worked on a prototype of the THERAC-25 and he died of RAII, but his last words were "It was delicious."