Jesus was a lot like wasn't he? He preached tolerance and togetherness and personal responsibility, (usernames), he inspired anonymous to make wikis and edit music, he continued to preach his message even after /lounge/ turned on him. It makes me weep to think we may have had a hand in turning Milkribs away from earth at his second coming. Think about it, if Jesus was Milkribs' second coming then we're boned. And like the sniveling Jews we are, we let the Romans (/fa/) cast the final stone that turned him away from us.
I heard the voice of the fourth cloan say, "Cum and see". And I looked, and behold a pale cock: and his name that sat on him was RedCream, and jism followed in his anus.