Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 13:19
My friend just got finished the fall semester at his university and asked me if I could help him move the stuff from his dorm back home in time for Christmas. Being the good friend that I am I agreed. I drove all the way to his university packed his belongings in my back seat and drove him and his stuff all the way home some 120 miles. I stood in the background as he reacquainted himself with his family. In the meantime I helped carry his belongings up to his room and when I was done I started for the door and said my goodbyes. However, before I could do so the father stood in my way preventing me from leaving and forced me into a conversation about my holiday plans.
Being an orphan I had no real family to go to as my adoptive parents were quite elderly and had since passed away. I told him this in more euphemistic terms and to my surprise he invited me to spend the holidays with him and his family. To be honest I was completely overjoyed at not having to spend another winter vacation alone and immediately took him up on the offer. We hereinafter had dinner and as a family we proceeded to set up decorations around the house.
Just before the entrance to the living room was a mistletoe whose purpose I was completely unaware of prior to staying at my friend's house. Apparently you have to kiss whoever is under it with you as I soon found out when the mother and father positioned themselves directly below it. However, what I didn't know was that you had to kiss ANYONE. The mother had gone into the kitchen to bring some snacks and elicited the help of her son. Together they carried the tray into the living room and in doing so happened to go directly under the mistletoe. They kissed in the mouth full on which disgusted me, but seemed normal to everyone else. In fact, the father had said "Looks like someone's Christmas package came early!" and pointed to his son's erection. Everyone laughed and I felt really uncomfortable. Soon after I said I wasn't feeling well, because I really wasn't, and headed up to my room.
In the middle of the night I heard some hard and heavy breathing and what I could have sworn was the sound of my door closing. I think someone was in my room watching me sleep and what lead me to this conclusion was compounded by the fact that I heard some scuttling footsteps some distance away. I went to investigate and it felt like someone was luring me as whenever I would get close the footsteps would start again. Soon I found myself in the living room under the mistletoe when I heard that same hard breathing behind me. I turned around and the father was directly behind naked from the waste down with a full blown erection.
"What the fuck are you doing man! Why are you naked?" I said.
"Strange coincidence seeing you here" he said. "I just came down to get some water." He paused for a moment and pretended to look down and be surprised at the fact that he was bottomless. "Oh and this? I always sleep naked."
"But you're still wearing a fuckin shirt man! Why are you walking around with no pants and a shirt" I said in a panic.
"Relax kid" he said. "How I sleep is none of your business and....." he stopped and said in a feigned surprise "What do you know? we're under the mistletoe. I guess we gotta kiss."
"No fuckin way am I kissing you on the lips" I said.
"Oh no!" he said. "No no no. You must never have celebrated Christmas like a real family. No. You have to kiss the part of me thats under the mistletoe" I looked down and saw the tip of his boner under the mistletoe. "Go ahead, kiss it." He was dead serious.
I backed away in horror and clenched my fist. I was gonna punch this guy in his boner. He must have seen this and started laughing. This caught me off guard.
"Got ya" he said. "Just a little Christmas humor. Go on back up to bed sport and I'll see you in the morning" He looked slightly panicked and hurried up the stairs to his room. I stood in the living room in a while contemplating what to do, but couldn't come up with anything so I just went to bed and locked the door shut. The next day he pretended like it never happened and I did too, but at night I could swear I could hear someone trying to force open my door.
What do I do 4chan? I don't want to spend Christmas with these sick fucks, but I don't have much of an excuse to do anything else. So far its only been about 2 days, but I'm willing to bet shits gonna start getting weirder and fast. What do I do!!!??!!?!??!
Being an orphan I had no real family to go to as my adoptive parents were quite elderly and had since passed away. I told him this in more euphemistic terms and to my surprise he invited me to spend the holidays with him and his family. To be honest I was completely overjoyed at not having to spend another winter vacation alone and immediately took him up on the offer. We hereinafter had dinner and as a family we proceeded to set up decorations around the house.
Just before the entrance to the living room was a mistletoe whose purpose I was completely unaware of prior to staying at my friend's house. Apparently you have to kiss whoever is under it with you as I soon found out when the mother and father positioned themselves directly below it. However, what I didn't know was that you had to kiss ANYONE. The mother had gone into the kitchen to bring some snacks and elicited the help of her son. Together they carried the tray into the living room and in doing so happened to go directly under the mistletoe. They kissed in the mouth full on which disgusted me, but seemed normal to everyone else. In fact, the father had said "Looks like someone's Christmas package came early!" and pointed to his son's erection. Everyone laughed and I felt really uncomfortable. Soon after I said I wasn't feeling well, because I really wasn't, and headed up to my room.
In the middle of the night I heard some hard and heavy breathing and what I could have sworn was the sound of my door closing. I think someone was in my room watching me sleep and what lead me to this conclusion was compounded by the fact that I heard some scuttling footsteps some distance away. I went to investigate and it felt like someone was luring me as whenever I would get close the footsteps would start again. Soon I found myself in the living room under the mistletoe when I heard that same hard breathing behind me. I turned around and the father was directly behind naked from the waste down with a full blown erection.
"What the fuck are you doing man! Why are you naked?" I said.
"Strange coincidence seeing you here" he said. "I just came down to get some water." He paused for a moment and pretended to look down and be surprised at the fact that he was bottomless. "Oh and this? I always sleep naked."
"But you're still wearing a fuckin shirt man! Why are you walking around with no pants and a shirt" I said in a panic.
"Relax kid" he said. "How I sleep is none of your business and....." he stopped and said in a feigned surprise "What do you know? we're under the mistletoe. I guess we gotta kiss."
"No fuckin way am I kissing you on the lips" I said.
"Oh no!" he said. "No no no. You must never have celebrated Christmas like a real family. No. You have to kiss the part of me thats under the mistletoe" I looked down and saw the tip of his boner under the mistletoe. "Go ahead, kiss it." He was dead serious.
I backed away in horror and clenched my fist. I was gonna punch this guy in his boner. He must have seen this and started laughing. This caught me off guard.
"Got ya" he said. "Just a little Christmas humor. Go on back up to bed sport and I'll see you in the morning" He looked slightly panicked and hurried up the stairs to his room. I stood in the living room in a while contemplating what to do, but couldn't come up with anything so I just went to bed and locked the door shut. The next day he pretended like it never happened and I did too, but at night I could swear I could hear someone trying to force open my door.
What do I do 4chan? I don't want to spend Christmas with these sick fucks, but I don't have much of an excuse to do anything else. So far its only been about 2 days, but I'm willing to bet shits gonna start getting weirder and fast. What do I do!!!??!!?!??!