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hehe mom thinks I'm a perv

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-12 1:35

I was watching a movie on a movie channel and forgot to shut the television set off. A few hours later my mom goes into my room and sees a porno on TV. thing is I wasn't  even watching it, what should I do /lounge/?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 1:47

What, are you sure you're old enough to be here.

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-12 1:49

>>2
Of course, I am 18 sir.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 2:02

>>1
Next time sockbrick the TV before it's too late.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 2:22

>>1
変態!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 2:29

>>5
You mean watch hentai instead of porn, so his mom would appreciate that?

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-12 3:03

>>5
Sorry don't speak chinese.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 3:11

>>6
What? Hentai refers to a person not porn.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 3:13

It was that god damn fucking Canadian movie channel, wasn't it.  I hate flipping through channels and seeing some shitty full penetration porno.  If they must show porno that any kid staying up late could watch, at least make it Max Hardcore or something else high class.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 3:28

>>3
Proof that this is Milkribs' new personality his mind created after being beaten with a sockbrick.

Name: Richard !StaLManL6s 2009-12-12 6:59

>>10
Proof that you have the anus constantly on your mind cum breath.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 7:27

>>11
Hi Milkribs! I see you're nuttier and have more personalities than a schizo.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 9:35

Why would they show porn on TV?  Even if you don't have the internet, you can still just go down to the closest non-Blockbuster video store or porn shop and browse through a whole selection.  Or hell, you could probably just order some online.  Is somebody really that desperate that they'd watch whatever happened to be on at the time?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 9:36

*online from your local library I meant.  Assuming you don't get caught

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 9:39

>>13
If there's a market for it, why not? Your argument is flawed because like you said, you can get it online, order it online, or go to a Blockbuster video store; why couldn't you do the same with your cable or satellite TV provider?

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-12 15:57

>>10
Whoa calm down sir I am not Milkribs.

>>11
Nice to see someone else using a tripcode!

>>12
You sure Richard Stallman is Milkribs?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 16:17

Noone here wants to read about how you get off on letting your mom find your gay porn.
You'd fare better in /b/. Go there.

Name: Decode this tripcode. !!wFqZzx0aJlnlhxa 2009-12-12 17:46

Decode my tripcode and become a mod.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 18:16

I think it's about time Milkribs' mom told him about the birds and the bees

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 18:23

We'll find something new to do now.
Here is lots of new blue goo now.
New goo.  Blue goo.
Gooey.  Gooey.
Blue goo.  New goo.
Gluey.  Gluey.

Gooey goo for chewy chewing!
That's what that Goo-Goose is doing.
Do you choose to chew goo, too, sir?
If, sir, you, sir, choose to chew, sir,
with the Goo-Goose, chew, sir.
Do, sir.

Name: !myANUSf.x. 2009-12-12 18:42

Decode my tripcode and become an anus!

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-12 18:44

>>17
So many things wrong with that pal. i do not have gay pornos, i wasn't even watching a porno, and /b/ is for jerkfaces. i think you had better get to /b/. thank you.

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