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want your tiny dick to feel HUGE?!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 3:11

Throw your gf on the ground
Choke her
And then hammer punch her in the face, neck, and ribs no less than a dozen times.

Your tiny dick will throb with POWER

Name: DJapco !!Ujy3nuTYXdqNK7B 2009-12-09 11:53

>>1
So you have a sadistic sense of power huh? what you described is the same stuff RAPISTS and MURDERERS are made of. i suggest professional help before it's too late.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 20:31

FUCK YEAH I JUST TRIED IT ITS AMAZING!! HERES A TIP AFTERWARDS BEAT HER MORE WITH YOUR ROCK HARD COCK IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 20:43

What is a "gf"?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 20:44

>>2
You're an anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 23:57

No.
I like having a small dick; It's what keeps me from having a girlfriend so I can continue living as a basement-dwelling weeaboo.
It was hard enough lowering my self-confidence to the level that it could override my natural urges.
How am I to live my life if I felt my penis were larger?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 0:52

>>6
You're lucky, I don't even have a basement.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 18:00

>>4 GF is Net-speak for Girl-friend. Which no one on 4chan has.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 19:17

>>8
Untrue. Most pay for a girlfriend with a relationship that only lasts for a few hours, and mostly revolves around sex.

Name: Anonymous !!ESI4WbMcNN26jEm 2009-12-12 21:39

>>9
but that's a whore, not a girlfriend. UNLESS. You pay double for the girl-friend experience.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 21:41

>>10
Well one can always pretend. Don't some of them allow "role playing" as part of their service anyway?

Name: Anonymous !!ce3rSW4IFaruVo+ 2009-12-12 21:49

I guess. But that's only the fetishists I think.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 23:20

I put on my frilly dress and touhou hat.

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