want your tiny dick to feel HUGE?!

Throw your gf on the ground
Choke her
And then hammer punch her in the face, neck, and ribs no less than a dozen times.

Your tiny dick will throb with POWER

No.
I like having a small dick; It's what keeps me from having a girlfriend so I can continue living as a basement-dwelling weeaboo.
It was hard enough lowering my self-confidence to the level that it could override my natural urges.
How am I to live my life if I felt my penis were larger?