>>5
I don't have the heart to tell you, but you really don't have a nose for this sort of thing. If you want something to get your teeth into, lend me your ear because I really have my finger on the pulse of this sort of thing.
Trying to shoulder the majority of reply posts is your Achille's Heel - to get people hysterical (!), you need the balls and a taste for the sanguine (!), but you would make an apt pupil.
Palming a few choice anecdotes, or paying lip service to those that do will eeir get your feet wet, or stub your toe!
>>body parts usable as verbs
oh shiii-