body parts usable as verbs

Hand:  Would you hand me that wrench.

Throat:  She was known to throat many a weiner and sausage.

He was heavily armed.
He decided to leg it.
It was too difficult to stomach.
That he would have to finger his friend.
But he eyed another solution.
He would head out.
Now was the time to liver die.
If you want to rib be for that one, I can't really blame you.
Personally though, I think that would be a waist of time.
I can't really muscle any more out of this.